aaj ka bhavishya
Sapne me kisi friend ka Room or Flate dikhe de to
eska matlab hai...
ki kisi purani girlfriend se dating hogi

Doctor to Female- Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!

1 paagal - Beedi Pee Raha Tha....(usne 1 toothpick muh mai daal rakha tha aur beedi ki tarah pee raha tha)
2 paagal - abe ye kaya pee raha hai?
1 paagal - kar di na paagalo wali baat dekh nahi raha hai beedi pee raha hu...
2 paagal - lekin esme to Zara bhi Dhua nahi nikal raha hai
1 paagal - abe ye CNG Beedi hai......

Boy to girl - I love you bol ke Flirt karu ya Flirt kar ke I love you bolu?
Girl - Gaali de ke bhagau ya bhagau ke gaali du...flirt jokes in hindi

Boy to Girl - Excuse me kaya me appka boyfriend ban sakta hu?
Girl in Attitude - oye hello tum jese ladke to mai ghaas bhi nahi daalti
Boy in Attitude - abe tere ghaas chahiye bhi nahi ladka hu kai gadha(गधा) thore na hu...
dena hai to Pappi-upappi de nahi to bhad mein ja....

Boy flirting a girl in school - Trend bol...Trend...aaj se tum mere girlfriend
Girl - Make up bol... Make Up aaj se ho gaya hamara break up....

Ladki to boyfriend - tumhe pata hai Chyawanprash khane se chusti rahti hai....
Boyfriend - koon chusti rahti hai??

Shreya - Yaar jisko dekho wahe dukhi hai..
Sneha - Aakhir ye Khusi ja kis ke paas rahi hai..

Ladki apne dost ladke se - tumhe pata hai mere to dur-dur se riste aa rahe hai
Ladka - hai to yaar, aas-paas ke logo ko tere harkatein to bhi to pata hai

Bittu Bhabhi se - Bhabhi bas bahut huwa ab mai bahiya to tumhari sachaai(सच्चाई) bata ke hi rahunga...
tumne pariwar ki ijjat mitti me mila di( तुमने परिवार की इज्जत मिट्टी में मिला दी )
Bhabhi(darrr..ke) - kyo kaya huwa?
Bittu - jab bhi mai apne kisi dost se poochta hu kis se baat kaar raha hai...
Woh kahta hai tumhari bhabhi se....bittu jokes in hindi

Arz kiya hai - mat dekho....mat dekho.....
etni gaur se en sunder sunder ladkiyo ko
ye bhi 1 din moti moti aunty ban jayegi...

एक आदमी शिवलिंग पर जल चढ़ाते हुए बोल रहा था:-
"ॐ शिवाय, ॐ शिवाय,"
पण्डित जी ने कहा:- "भाई साहब, आप गलत मंत्र उच्चारण कर रहे हैं.
ॐ शिवाय नहीं
ॐ नमो शिवाय होता है।"
आदमी गुस्से में बोला:- "मुझे पता है.
मैं काँग्रेसी हूँ
नमो नहीं बोलूँगा।"

Jokes in hindi

Hindi jokes sarkari naukri

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!.........jokes in hindi

Jokes in Hindi

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : “Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota”.

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi.
Santa: Haan bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu.
Santa: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru.
Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho…:)

हमको यु पागल बनाना छोड दो,
बेवजह हर बात पे सताना छोड दो,
तुम्हारी खुशबू अलग ही होती है मेरे दोस्त,
बर्तन वाले साबुन से नहाना छोड दो.

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!......jokes in hindi

Height Of Embarrasment :
Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:
“Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai.

After legalizing gay’s relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers…
“Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

Bihar election 2015 jokes in hindi-Santa-yaar Banta koon jeetega e baar Bihar election me tumko ka lagta hai?
Banta- Suna hai kuch party Led TV, laptop, credit card bhi de rahe hai
soche ke kaa hai dost jon party saamanwa jaada degi wahi jeetegi kahe ki
netwan jeetne ke baad to kuch kaam karte nahi hai.....

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting....
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi??jokes in hindi

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Dost se milne asptaal gaya to
wo bola
dard dilo ke kaam ho jate
agar
Seb ke bdle sigret le aate.......dost friends jokes in hindi

Dadi ko Geeta pdhte dekh pote ne apni maa se poochha?
maa dadi koon se exam ki tayari kar rahi hai
Maa-Beta ye final year ki tayari kar hai

Maa-khana khane ke baad aaj brush mat katna TiTuu
Tituu-esa kyo Maa
Maa-etna mahaga pyaj khaya hai...
aaspas walo ko.. parosi ko pata to chalna chahiye.........very funny pyaj jokes in hindi

Pati wo pranee hai jo
bhut pret se na dare
magar
Patni ke 5 Miss call
Khoaf peda karne ke liye kaphi hai.....husband wife majedaar jokes in hindi

Cute bold Secretary-rote hue Sir app ne mughe job se nikaal diya?
Boss- haraan hokar pocha tum se kis ne kaha baby?
Cute bold Secretary- Sir app ne Kabin se sopha aur bed hata diya na?......cute secretary girl boss jokes

Relationship status N Singer
Before relationship- Honey Singh
When in relationship- Arjit Singh
After breakup- Jagjit Singh.......Relationship jokes

Ek rajnitik party ka Chunav Ghoshna patra aaya-
Agar hamari party jeeti to state me har ghar me-
Purana TV, laptop, smartphone, freeze, AC, washing machine, Cooler ke badle
naya TV, laptop, smartphone, freeze, AC, washing machine denge
Us party ne 100% bahumat se chunav jeeti.....election chunav jokes in hindi

Jokes in Hindi

Ladki phone par boyfriend se-
Aaj mere papa ne mughe tumhare sath bike par dekh liya
boyfriend derte hue- to unhone kaya kiya?
Girlfriend-papa ne Bus ke ticket ke pese vapas le liye
GF-mere papa ne bahut skht (strict) hai.........girlfriend boyfriend jokes in hindi 2016

Quotes of d DAY :) - Aaj ka Anmol gyaan.....
Agar koi 9 baje sookar jage...
to jaruri nahi ki vo aalsi/Idle ho
Ho sakta hai uske sapne bade ho ....
he/she might have big dreams

subah me der taak sone wale friend ke liye jokes

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Aaj Kal Ladke Itni Dheeli Jeans Pahente Hai, Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Ki, Hamein Dekh Kar Kaisa “Feel” Kar Rahe Hai?“

1 kanjus mithai ke dukandar ne
nokar ke liye Vigyapan diya-
"Hoshiyar nokar chahiye
Yogayta- Diabetes Anivarya".....jokes in hindi

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