The case was going on in court, when the hearing started, the lawyer got up and spoke to the judge.
Lawyer: "My Lord, according to page number 25 of the book of law, my client should be acquitted."
Judge: "The book be presented."
The book was presented, the judge opened page number 25 and there were 25 notes of 1000 in it.
The judge smilingly said: "Very good, 1 more such evidence should be presented." judge lawyer jokes
Largest water bodies in the world:
1. Pacific Ocean
2. North Sea
3. Hostel Ki Daal!
Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
Now who is spreading the rumour
A person Mobile after his death
is not formatted
As long as his soul wanders.
Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
_/\ .. Hight of Insult
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!
Santa bought split AC.
He installed outdoor unit in room and indoor unit on Roof because he thought-
outdoor unit has Big Fan to provide much air to room.
Diagram in book was not clear..
So, Madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced...
"Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
It is Bold and Clear - a student said.
Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu
khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can...
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye
Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!
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