OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

Golu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Golu : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

Banta ne FaceBook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha : Plz Do Not laugh...

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

Height of Surprise:
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…

Santa : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.
Banta : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.
santa : Nahi yaar appni behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.

Why is Salman disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend haath se nikal hai, aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye
Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha..:)

Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai??……………
“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai..Kalyug hai!!!

Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile!
To use na kholen!
Usme meri Cute photo ho sakti hai
or apki zara si laparwahi
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Apko mera diwana/Lover bana sakti hai...

ladkiyaan bhaav nahii deti, pitaji paise nahi dete, log naukri nahi dete, paan wala udhaari nahi deta.. soch raha hu dharne par baith jau.

Plz Dont kill me after reading this-
Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai

Ek baar santa ki bhains kho gaye very very funny santa banta jokes
woo use dhoondta huwa park me pahucha
wha ek ladka appne premika ki ankh me aankhe dal kaar kah raha rha tha-
"Jaan mughe tumhari aakho me puri duniya nazar aati hai"
Santa bola, bhai jara dekh kaar batao ki meri bhains kaha hai ??

Boy-Wat is ur age?
Gal-we gals dont say our age 2 boys..!
Boy-ok whats your Email?
[email protected]!

Chennai me school teacher ke student ko thappar
Marne ke karan 50,000 ka bhugtan karna para
Agar hamare school ke jamane me esa ho jata to
mere sath hue Maar, Pitae, kutae ke badle aaj mere paas
1-2 flate hote or swiss bank me mera khud ka khata hota | best jokes of the day

Latest New IPHONE lekar showroom se nikli high heel wearing modern girl sidhi par ludhak gayi
trak ki awaz hue......
Dil thamkar bechari boli- "O God..! mere haddi he ho"

Latest mast jokes-Beauty of ENGLISH-
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ? Here's an example:
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all .!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"Oh Jack.. !"
"Oh....!"
"O !"

Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school...latest jokes
Teacher: What is a Noun???
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Chote paji : Oye madam g.....
Arz kiya hai...
Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king,
A Noun is the name of any person , place or thing. ! Thoko taali..

Urgent girlfriend needed..

Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.

A family comes out of an electronic shop
Son holds "ipad"
Daugher holds "ipod"
mother holds "iphone"
Father is holding a banner that says |_I paid_|

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
Teacher: Very Good
Kisme Aaya?
Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........very very funny jokes 2016

Ab ye afwah kisne failayi hai
ki jaab se OROP is Ghosna ki khabar aayi hai
vipashi party mai udaasi chaayi hai

India lost test metch Becuse
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"Pk" is releasing same day.
Sub ne milkar plan banaaya tha anushka
Bhabhi ki film jarur dekhege

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