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Arj kiya hai....Jara gaur Farmayega !!
Kabhi tum gaur se dekho aaina
Kabhi tum gaur se dekho aaina
....tum bhi ho Made in China

Budha machchhar ne yuva machchhar se kaha
Tum kya jaano Struggle kya hoti hai, hamaare
Jamaane mein ladki-auraton ko kaatane ke lie
itani khuli jagah kahaan milati thi..?

Tujhe paane ke liye Main kisi bhi had se guzar sakta hu,
Tujhe paane ke liye Main kisi bhi had se guzar sakta hu,
Jaaneman tu na milli to.... yeh line kisi aur ko bol sakta hu

शक्कर सेहत के लिए हानिकारक क्यों होती है?
क्योंकि हिंदी में इसे चीनी कहते हैं और इसकी चाशनी को पाक!

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संघ की शाखाओं का Placement तो देखो,
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Boy Proposed a Girl :
Hey Sweetheart I fell in luv
With you the moment I saw you.
Will you marry me ??
.
Girl- Moka angrezi nahi awat hai
Boy- Kuch nahi didi
Hum to paani maangat rahe.

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Hindi Jokes

Zindagi mein tum bohooooot aage jaoge
Zindagi mein tum bohooooot aage jaoge
kyoki Tum jaha bhi jaoge log kahege chal-chal aage chal

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Mere dream ko ekdum black and white bana diya
Meri Girlfriend ne Bina Make Up ka appna Photo dikha diya

Ladki ki shadi mein uska
Purana Boyfriend bhi aaya tha.
Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein
Har gaya tha Final dekhne aaya hu!....ladka ladki new love jokes in hindi

Pati: tumane mujhme aisa kaya dekha ki tum shaadi ke lie taiyaar ho gaye?
Patni: jee maine ek-do baar aapako Balcony me bartan manaajate hue dekha tha.

दुनिया भर को परेशान कर रखा है। इन दो शब्दों ने...
बाबा और बीवी!

:: bollywood jokes ::

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi

Don't give importance to money
b'coz
it can give bed but not sleep,
books but not brains,
clothes but not beauty,
luxuries but not happines.
So, Transfer it to my account!

I like three things
.
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
.
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
..
..
..
Oh Hello!
.
Table kaun saaf karega.

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Its very serious,
This is not a joke,
.
ITS GOD GRACE,
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Best Error Message Of The Century.....!! very funny
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A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home
he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man
n said-he was not my friend

:: jokes for friends ::
A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat
hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.. !

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Santa- Raat ko mujge ek aadmi ne
Chaku(knife) dikha k loot liya...
Banta- Lekin tere paas to GUN thi?
Santa- wo maine chhupa di warna wo bhi loot leta...!

बेटी हो तो एक पेड़ ज़रूर लगायें, अगर बेटा हो तो पेड़ से एक मोटा लट्ठ काट के ज़रूर रख लें,
हफ्ते में 1-2 दिन ज़रूरत पड़ेगी।

गर्ल्स कॉलेज के बाहर बने ब्रेकर भी खुद को कोसते होंगे,
जब लोगों को यहाँ से निकलना ही हौले-हौले है तो हमको ज़लील करने के लिए लगाया ही क्यों?
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ज़िंदगी में भले एक गर्लफ्रेंड तक ना हो फिर भी...
जगजीत सिंह की ग़ज़लें सुनने बैठो तो लगता है जैसे 5-7 छोड़ के चली गयी हों।

Blood Pressure High karna ho to jao saali ke paas
aur Blood Pressure Low karna ho to jao gharwali ke paas

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Mein or meri tanhayi aksar ye baate karte hai
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to wisa hota
Aur agar tum na hoti to meri koi 2-4 girlfriend hoti.

Aap dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Aap dil ko behlate bahut ho,
socha aap ko dinner par le jaaye..
par zaalim tum khaate bahut ho.

Samundar ke kinaare lehre aa gayi,
Samundar ke kinaare lehre aa gayi,
kismat badle na badle kam se kam chappal dhul gayi

insaniyat ko log pizza pe lagaa ke khaa jaate hai,
insaniyat ko log pizza pe lagaa ke khaa jaate hai,
akhir insaniyat bhi koi "cheese" hai

yeh zulfe hai tere, ya husn ka jaal
yeh zulfe hai tere, ya husn ka jaal
... khush naseeb hai woh chuhe jo khaa gaye tere baal

yeh insurance waale bhi bade besharmi se pesh aate hai ,
yeh insurance waale bhi bade besharmi se pesh aate hai ,
meri mauth se kitna faydaa hoga yeh meri biwi ko bataate hai

Kya sunaye tumhe daastan-e-gum
Kya sunaye tumhe daastan-e-gum
jabse aap mile, tab se pareshaan hai hum

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