Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya
Aur pure gaaon me dhoti
Utha utha ke dikhaya...
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Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh behosh....
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Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me hai.......................best jokes in hindi
फ्लाइट-में पायलट ने अनाउंस किया :
"हम आधे घण्टे में लैंड करने
वाले हैं
" फिर वो माइक बंद करना भूल गया
और को-पायलैट से बोला
अब तो बस एक गरम चाय पीऊंगा
फिर एक एयर होस्टैंस की पप्पी लूँगा ।
एयर होस्टेस ये सुन कर माइक बंद
करने के लिए भागी, और एक बच्चे के पैरों में
फंस कर गिर गयी।
बच्चा बोला : तुझे बड़ी जल्दी है ...
सुना नहीं?" पहले वो चाय पिएगा "
phlait-mein paayalat ne anauns kiya : "ham aadhe ghante mein laind karane vaale hain " phir vo maik band karana bhool gaya aur ko-paayalait se bola ab to bas ek garam chaay peeoonga phir ek eyar hostains kee pappee loonga . eyar hostes ye sun kar maik band karane ke lie bhaagee, aur ek bachche ke pairon mein phans kar gir gayee. bachcha bola : tujhe badee jaldee hai ... suna nahin?" pahale vo chaay piega "
Santa dials a number a girl
receives tha call.
Santa: who r u...?
Girl: seeta here.
Santa: sorry madam..
Maine to chandigrh phone kiya
tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!..................best jokes in hindi ever
Indian roads are specially designed so that a pregnant
lady can have a "free delivery".
Thus, we keep our promise as per our election manifesto.
Sincerely,
Government
Sardar ne shok me roja rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:dekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga ki
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!! 
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai......................short jokes in hindi
Science Teacher -
Agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye
toh usko Kiss karo,
turant theek ho jayegi.
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Student: Magar, Sir usko behosh kaise kiya jaye.................top 10 jokes
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Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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Husband:- Kya?
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Wife:- Wo Sharma Ji Ki Beti,
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Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.
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Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
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Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya.....................best jokes in hindi
Teacher to Student - What is similarity between girl
and wire.
?????????????????? any one know
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Santa: Dono nangi ho to jaan nikaal deti hain
Arz kiya hai-
Roz Roz weight naapkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki hai zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai
Yoga teacher santa se: batao subse zyada sukoon kab milta
hai.. ??
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Santa: poty karne k baad
Usko pane ke liye to me
god se bhi lad leta.
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Phir socha..
Exam ka time hai.
Last semester hai.
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God se panga lena theek nahi..!
Girl to boy :-which laptopdo u have?
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Boy :- dell i7 processor 2.2ghz with led display
4gb ram 1tb hard disk n 2gb nvdia grafix
card.
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Boy to girl-: which laptopdo u have?
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Girl :- pink wala... Usme net bhi chalta hai and
pen drive bhi dal sakte hai
JO Mera Crush hai
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Us pe already bohot RUSH hai.......................best jokes in hindi
Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai.
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Chappal Ka......
Agar Purani Tujhe Chahiye To Le Jana.
Pagal Sharmana Mat...!!
Tu Dost Hai ApNaa....Haq Se Maang.................best jokes in hindi ever
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Universal Fact : Your Girlfriend misses you the most when you're partying with your friends.
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