Latest Sms Collection 2013, New Sms Collection 2013 in Hindi, Sweet Sms Text Messages

Mit jaye ye duri agar tum chaho......
Na koi ho majburi agar tum chaho......
Hume to hai chahne wale bahut.....
Magar humari ye tamanna hai k hume tum chaho......!

Love is timeless, It's memories of yesterday,
the happiness of today and the promise of tomorrow.

I love my eyes when you look into them;
I love my name when you say it;
I love my heart when you're in it;
I would love my life if you are in it!

Palko ki hulchul ko ikrar kehte hai.
Kisi ko dhunde jb nazar to use intezar kehte he.
Kisi ke bina jb dil bechain ho to use pyar kehte hai.

People don't always need advice...
Sometimes all they really need is...
A hand to hold,
A shoulder to hug,
An ear to listen,
and a heart to understand them...

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+ Aap isme +
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yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte...

Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny msgs in hindi

Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys

The very best, amazing n Unanswerable feelings when..
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Your own crush asks u abt ur crush n says.. "Batana, I won't tell it 2 any1.."

Relationship is not just a word
It's perfect match between two souls
It's a silent commitment
Which says, I will be with you forever...

Kisi khoobsurat mausam me,
meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do..
Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare..
Or na pehchano, to tum hmare..

Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain,
Sachhe Pyar Mein....!
Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain,
Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!!

Dil Se Liya 1st
"D"
Love Se Liya 2nd
"O
Rose Se Mila 3rd
"S"
Geet Se Mila 4th
"T"
Sathi Se Mila 5th
"I"
Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI".

Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanso'n mein tu!!!
Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever

Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye,
Humne Puri Sheet pe Aapki TASVIR bana dali aur
Hum pass ho gaye, kaise?
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Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha, aur CARTOON banana tha:

Girl: aajtak tumne kiss nahi kia kiss karona mujhe
santa: nahi
girl: q nahi?
Santa: Bade Bujurg kah gae he aurato ko muh nahi lagana chahiye

Girl : mummy sir kitne handsome h na..
Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjna chahiye…
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Girl : mummy tum b na…. hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho.

Ek kanjus ko electric current laga...
Uski wife: aap theek toh ho na.?
Kanjus: mai theek hu tu meter dekh, unit kitne badhe..??

Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya
Aur pure gaaon me dhoti
Utha utha ke dikhaya...
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Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh behosh....q.
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Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me hai.

Aansu chalak aaye
uss berojgari ke ehsaas se
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Jab maa ne kaha:-
"khali baitha hai, matar hi chheel de"

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai
Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina
Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai.............true love sms in hindi

Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse.......
Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !!______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend

Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
sare zamane ki unpar najar H kya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka bhi ghar H kya karu.

Apne asman se meri zameen dekh lo,
tum khwab aaj koi hasin dekh lo,
aazmana hai agar aitbar ko mere,
to ek jhut tum bolo or mera yaqeen dekh lo

Ankho me tera ask utar lenge
khushi tuje dekr gm udhar lenge
tere jane k bad ayegi teri yad to
tere khyalo me h wqt guzar lenge

Sirf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota.....
Bar-Bar izhar se pyar zyada nahi hota....
Mujhe jaanna hai to meri roohme sama jao....
Sirf kinare se smandar ka andaza nahi hota.....

Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???

Santa ko 2crore ki Lotery nikli,
Loterywala-Apko Tax kat ke 1.75cr milega,
Snta-ye to Galat bat hai,
mujhe pure 2cr do,nahi to mere 100Rs wapas do

G O O D
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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes

Ticket seller:" Boss, no one buying - Himmatwala's tickets
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Boss: Give it free, Once public enters,
close the door & Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200

Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..
Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

A girl should care 4 her guy like a child..
A guy should respect his girl like his mom..
Bcoz no guy can hurt his mom..
And no girl can love someone more than her child..!

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!

bhrast Neta trast janta
or ab Har shaakh pe tota

Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!

Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya.....
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola"Plz give your feedback and comments on my Facebook Page - www.facebook.com/papu.golgappe"

Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R)
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K)
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G)
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O)
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Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?

Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning!

Find arms that'll hold you at your weakest;
Eyes that will see you at your ugliest;
Heart that will love you at your worst.
And if you have found it, you've found true love!...........best true love quotes ever

Modern wedding ceremony/Future Marriage Ceremony-
Pujari: do u both agree to change your facebook status to married?
Couple: yes, we do
Pujari: vivah sammpan

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

Sweet love proposal -
Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?
Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?
Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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1. I
2. Luv
3. U

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6months back.
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key.

,:*''*;
*;',%.'; Ye Ek Ped
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Khubsurat Hai Na,
Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki
Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi

Har Pal
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Har Waqt
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Har Din
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Har Lamha
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Har Aahat
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Har Ehsaas
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Aur Dil ki
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Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai
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"BaaP re BaaP KYa Garmi h

Mujhe tum bas Apne seene se laga kar to daikho...
srif tumharay liye hi Dhadakta Hai Dil...

Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs

latest bollywood jokes....
Ladko K Liye Film Bni,
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls Ka Numbr Aaya to,
"Ek Thi Daayan"

Teacher to santa-
isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola
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woh bache de rahi hai ..

You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love.
Sweetheart, you are very very special to me!

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?

Rose Is Famous For Grace.
Advocate Is Famous For His Case.
Horses r Famous For Race.
But u Are Famous For Smile On Your Face.
So keep smiling sweetheart........

Choti Si Zindagi Me Mushkile Bahut H
Kuch Achche Kuch Bure Qaafile Bahut H
Haalaat Kuch Bhi Ho Rukna Mat
Is Safar Ke Baad Manjile Bahut H.

Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein
Jaagte Hai.... Tanha Raato.... Ko..
Sirf Woh hi Bata Sakte Hai Ke
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Kon Se Mobile Ki Battery Aachi Chalti hai...

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Khuda bhi ro padaa
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Jab girls ke Number se Bhari hui mobile Sim card kho gayi.

Sardar In Hotel:
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya?
Waiter- Mere Bap!
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift Hai.

5 missed calls from your
best frnd means they
wanna hang out with you..
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5 missed calls from your
girlfriend/boyfriend
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5 missed calls from
home means...
beta aaj to band bajne waali hai..

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn

WARNING message 4 your good health:
Please don't eat
Chips
Pizzas
Burgers
Ice Creams
And Chocolates
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without me!

1 baar Santa kahi Ja Raha tha
Ki 1 Diwar Pr Padha
"Padhne wala Gadha"
Santa Ko bohat bohat Gussa Aya,
Usne Mitakr Likh Diya-
"Likhne wala Gadha"

Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge
Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge
Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge
Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!.........new love msgs

Hawa chal rahi hai right,
Taare chamak rahe hain bright,
Moon taaro k beech me hai white,
Zyada mat socho band karo light,
Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg

Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hun
Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hun
Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se
Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hun.

Tere Husn Ko Perde Ki Zaroorat Hi Kya Hai Zaalim..
Kon Rehta Hai Hosh Main Tujhe Dekhne K Baad.?

Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se!

Banta: ladki aur sms men kaya samanta hai?
Santa: jab tak
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opr se niche tak dekh n lo, chain hi nahi ata.

Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.!

Kuch khubsurat sath chhuta nhi krte,
waqt ke sath lamhe rutha nhi krte,
milte hai kuch dost aise zindagi me,
jinse nate khabhi tuta nhi karte...

Raste Aise ho jo chalne par majbor karde..
Maikhane Aise ho jo pine par majbor karde
zindagi jab daman chodne lage to
dosti Aise ho jo jine par majbor karde

Tappish Sooraj Ki Hoti Hai;
Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai;
Kasoor Ankhon Ka Hota Hai;
Bhugatna Dil Ko Parta Hai!

KHuda Ka Shukar Hai Jo Usne Khwaab Bana Diye..
Warna Tamanna Tujhse Milne Ki Kabhi Poori Na Hoti..!

Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.
Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!

Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time.
But relations shine by holding hands in critical times!

Tum Ko De Di Hain Ishaaron Mein Ijaazat Maine;
Mangne Se Na Mil Sakun Toh Chura Lo Mujh Ko!

Banta: What exactly is First Aid?
Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!

Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..." A Kya BoLti Tu ".

Manager: What is ur Qualification? Sardar: I'm Ph.D.
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Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.D.?
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Sardar: Passed High school with Difficulty.

Faith is like Wi-Fi...
It's invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need!

Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Santa: If you aim it well enough!......jokes in english

Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi Sinha.
I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.......bollywood jokes

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

ZRin aur katRina - dono hi ek jaisi aur gaori kyon hain?
kyonki, donon ke naam men 'Rin' aataa hai na.
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'Rin' de chaukaane waali safedi.

jito: kal aap ne girlfrend ke saath film dekhi?
santa: kyaa kre, aaj-kal ki filmen biwi bechho ya privaar ke saath dekhne layk hi kha hain?

Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai?
ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai.
santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bechha hai jo kitaab faar dega.......hindi chutkule

The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath,
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!

Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..!
Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?

Humne Socha, Unke Pyar Mein Tadapna Chhod Denge;
Unke Liye Tarasna Chhod Denge;
Dil Ko Bola, Tu Bhul Ja Use;
Dil Bola, Hum Dhadakna Chhod Denge!

Udas nahi hona qki me sath hu,
samne na sahi aas pass hu,
Palke band karke jab bhi dekhoge dil me,
me har pal tumhare sath hu.

Nighaon me tum humko bsa lo,
Dil ke pass tum humko hi bitha lo,
Pyar itna kro ki hum bhool jaaye sbko,
Tum hamari wafa ki tasveer hi aapne dil mein bna lo,

Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears...
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Boys Express Their Feelings Wine & Beers...

Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi screen wala mobile liya kyu?
Q. Ki vo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hai

2 d sms police station
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Dear sir,
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My friend is not sending messages.
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I request you to take necessary action immediately.

A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?"
Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"

If people drink alcohol it means they are alcoholic.. . .. So.. . .

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I drink fanta it means i am fantastic.....right ???

Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp;
Ü r the vision of my eye;
Ü r the smile of my lips;
Ü r the beat of my heart;
Ü r an angel in my prayers;
Ü r the light of my life.
MY lõve! MY Life!

Humse Log Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Ab Tak Shaadi Qu Nhi Hui,
Hum Bhi Jor Se Kehte Hain:-
Jaako Raakhe Sayeea'n Maar Sake Na Koi.
"Happy Unmarried Life.".......very funny jokes on marriage

HOSPITAL ATTENDENCE:
LANGDA
present sir,
KANA
present sir
ANDHA
present sir,
MENTAL
MENTAL
beta sms baad me pad liyo teri absent lag jayegi.

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Shokh hassi ho
Dilkas dilnasi ho
Bheegi chandni ho
Dheemi roshani ho
Wafa ho, nasha ho
Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho
Husno aaftaab ho

Most funny love sms in Hindi - Fresh N New
WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyA EtnaKi
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"Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ke Meri HASi Nikal Gayi".....

U r d best girl I ever meet
You r my dream girl spicy sweet
I miss u I need u I love u in deep
You r my passion my heart beat

prashan biwi ak raat uthkar
jan gan man gane lagi
pati- ye kya kar rahi ho
biwi- ak last try kar rahi hu is par to
pura hindustan khada ho jata hai na......hot jokes

Sas-Bahu Naya Chawal Aaya hai Kaisa h.
Bahu-Ekdam Apke Ldke Jaisa. Chadhte hi Pak Jata h aur Pani nikal Deta h
Turant Utarna Padta h

shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue-
dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes

Chuha Hathi Se Bola:
2 Din K Liye Apni Biwi Ki Brä Dena.
Hathi: Has K,
Q Bibi Ko Pehnaega?
Chuha: Nhi Beti Ki Shadi Hai.
Tent Lagana Hai
Ladies Alag/Gents Alag.

Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny sms in Hindi »
ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h.
ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.

Lady to baba-baba ji santan nahi ho rahi h.
Baba-P@ntÿ kis color ki pahnti ho.
Lady-Red.
Baba-green color ki pahno signal milega or kripa aani shuru ho jayegi.

Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu..
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kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms/msgs nahin karne deta

,('.')
<)(> Screw-driver to laa Chote zaraa
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Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia nhi jata 'dosto'
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HØ Ske to
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Mujhe 2 glass

Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do

(',')/ or suno!
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'Burf' mat dalwana..

Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai,

Like the dew drops on the flowers
I love the feelings of ur lips on mine
with the warmth of ur embance....
I love to keep sinking in your arms always
all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs.

Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings

Âll Ï wanted was sm1 to Care 4 me
Âll Ï wanted was sm1 who’d be there 4 me
Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 who’d be True
Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 like U

When we are together...
I forget the whole world..
and lost in your silky soft arms
I love this feeling of being in love with you
I wanna bo with you every day, every moments!

Surkh gulaabi hoth aankhen shabnami
Chehra phul sa shadab, ya mehtab
Julf reshamii, jese raat ki kahani
Sangemarmar sa badan, chandan sa yauvan.............latest tarif sms........impress your girlfriend/beloved

Close to you.., be your side..., that's the place I love to be...
Sending a @}-,-`- red rose to say you hold special place in my heart... I love you

We always miss some1 in life; only for two reasons:... (¯`v´¯)
Either that person was in your heart or . . . . . . . . . . . . ' •.¸.•´
You always wanted to be in that person's heart..

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I FEEL U MISS U THIS WAY MY LOVE MY LIFE

My love towards you is like no other....
it's loyal and true
it's strong and pure
Hear my heart dear
I love you forever
Together we always cheer..................best love quotes for your beloved

Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.
Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
Mujhe 1 Admi Bola -
Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......latest santa banta jokes

Rajiv Gandi Yamlok me baite the, Wo achanak hans pade
Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse?
Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki,
par bechara MANMOHAN SINGH bhugat raha hai!.....new jokes

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Friendship is:
A bond of love;
A medal of trust;
A shoulder in sadness;
A hand in darkness;
Something that doesn't cost;
And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms/quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u

Ðëkha Tujhë Jãßsë
ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe
MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã"
ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages

Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan
janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf

Khushbo kyon na hogi meri guftugu mein
Main ne kuch waqt guzaara hai ek phool jese shakhs k sath..!!

Main chaahta hoon tujhko dil-o-jaan ki tarha
Tu chhaa gayi hai mujhpe aasmaan ki tarha

Ek"aah" jo dil ko rula de,
ek"waah" jo mon ko behla de,
ek"raah" jo manjil ko mila de aur
ek `sms` Jo apno ki "yaad"dila de

Winners: They Do Tomorrow's Work Today.. Averages: They Do Today's Work Today.. Failures: They Do Yesterday`s Work today

Enrich your general knowledge which is longest toilet in d world?
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Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan!....... very funny general knowledge sms

JUNG main SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani.
BANTA-aisa kyu?
SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi Yaar.......santa banta jokes

Best, Bindaas Advice- .
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Patni Agar Pati Ko Naukar Samjhe
To Pati Ko Kya Karna Chahiye?
Zyada Kuch Nahi,
Pati Ko Do Char Ghar Aur Pakad Lene Chahiye............husband wife jokes

Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes

"L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...!

Tackle life with all your skills;
Overcome each and every hill;
If you persist with all your will;
You will enjoy life's thrills.
Good morning!

Bol Or Bol...

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Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai,
To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye
Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha.

Happy perfume day

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khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de...

Nothing is interesting in life. If you are not interested.

`G`Ø`Ø`D`
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Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day

One must always have a unique character like SALT.
It's presence is not felt but it's absence sure makes things tasteless.
Good morning!

Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye,
Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye,
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai,
Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye. .......good night sms

Röku Jitna Utni Bagawat Höö,
Lagta Hai Aisa Haal-e-dil Kee...Tum Zaröörat Hö

Our love is like dove
always together so close
Romantic, Radiant, Loyal
Caring, Cuddly, Adorable

Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe,
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Ae JAAN
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Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic sms/quotes/msgs in hindi

Silent love msgs-

Log Dekhenge To Afsana Bana Denge.
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¤ Jaanu ¤
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Yu Mere DiLMe ChaLi Aao Ke Aahat Bhi Na Ho.!!

Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu.

Ho gyi raat asman me nikal gye sitare
So gye sari panchi kya khub khile nzare
Ap b so jaiye is hasin raat me
Dekhiye Swtdrms pyare pyare.....sweet good night sms

Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

,-.-.-._' //'_.-.-.-.,
''-.,-.-'(i):'-.-,.-''
.____-..-'()'-..-'
Meri Cute si butterfly
Itni dur Udkar aapko
"GooD" "MorninG"
kehne aayi hai

pyar me tere hum kuchh is kadar kho gye hain,
Jmane se bekhabr hum tere dil me so gye hain,
Mat uthana hume ab apne dil ki god se,
hum sada k liye ab tmhare ho gye hain........love msgs

Mein hu msgs.....
Mujhe sms ke name se bhi
Jana jata hai...
Or mein ....[your name here]
Ke mobile me postman ki job karta hu
Sir, ne aapko ''Good morning'' Bol ne ko kaha h

Short bt superb msgs- " Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u"

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching sms...

Out of all relations Friends hold the best place.
No ego
No break-ups
No frustation
No commitments
Just sharing the best and the worst too!
Remembering you, my dear friend!

full form of wife
W-without I-information F-figh E-evertime......very funny jokes on wife

Palak Jhuka Kr salam Krte H
Dil ki dua apke nam karte H
Kabul ho agar to muskura dena
Hum yeh pyara Sa din apke nam karte h
Good Morning

I need a kiss;
I require hugs;
I long for love;
I yearn for warmth;
I want to feel an intimate touch.
But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only!
Miss you, sweety !......romantic sms

Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see.
Don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
Always live an honest and truthful life. ........best life quotes
Good morning!

Mountain, rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ``$`` best birthday quotes ever | best birthday msgs``$``

Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with love, care, tears and cheers. But it dries up if left untouched.

Sun is haPPy Moon is anGry Why. . .?
Because, mOOn is missing U &
Sun is wishing U. . . Gud Morning. .Hv Nice Day Buddy !

Khushbu ki tarah meri har sans main,
Pyar apna basane ka wada karo.
Rang jitne tumhari mohabat ke hain,
Mere dil me sajane ka wada karo…

Mera saath na de koi, chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har Aag se Wakif hoon, jalnaa mujhe aata hai.

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and Throw ur mobile also into well,
Because u r not Messaging me Well!

Kisi ko dil ka deewana pasand hai
kisi ko dil ka nazrana pasand hai
auron ki pasand to hume pata nahi
hume to apka muskurana pasand hai.

Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke aayenge,
Patjhad mein bhi bahaar leke aayenge,
Jab bhi pukar lenge aap dil se,
Jindgi se saanse udhar leke aayenge..

As cold water & warm iron take away the wrinkles of the clothes,
a cool mind and warm heart takes out the worries of life.
Love Life, it's simply beautiful. Good day!

I löve sö much mÿ heart is surë. As time göes ön I löve ÿöu mörë, Yöur swëët smilë. Your löving facë No1 will ëvër takë ur placë.

Pyar ka nasha kaisa hai yaaro..
Jab hota hai pata nahi chalta..
Kambkt dil bhi kaisa hai..
Ki unke hi khayalo mai hai khoya-khoya rahta...

Ye wada Hai Humara,
Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.

Kuch Baat Hai Teri Baton Me....
Jo Baat Yahan Tak Aa Pohnchi....
Hum Dil Se Gaye....
Dil Tum Pe Gaya....
Aur Bat Yahan Tak aa Pohnchi..

Uska hans kar nazar jhukaa lena
Sarii shartein qabool hon jaise ..
Kitni dilkash hai uski khamoshi
Saari baatei'n fozool hon jaise...

Dooriyon Se Farq Nahi Parta Hai,,
Baat To Dilo Ki Nazdikiyo Se Hoti Hai,,
Dil Ke Rishte To Kismat Se Bante Hai Dosto,,
Warna Mulaqaat To Jane Kitno Se Hoti Hai..!!

ap jab samne se gujar jate hain,
arman dil k ubar jate hain,
dekh kr aapki pyari surat,
phool bhi nikhar jate hain.__tarif msg/Husn ki Tareef Shayari/Tareef Shayari in Hindi

Uss Haseena Ki Tarif Mai Kya Khe,
Koi @Shehzadi Zamin Pr Utr Aai He,
Ankhe He Uski Ya Maikshi K Pyale,
Dekh Kr Hi Hm Pe Khumari C Chayi He.!

Tu Phul Hai Baharon Ki,
Tu Chand Hai Nazaron Ki,
Teri Kya Tareef Karoon,
Tu To Mahek Hai Mere Armaano Ki.

Iss husn ka didar hum bar bar kerta hai…
her pal hum apka iktiyar kerte hai…
waqt mila to humse atebar ker lena…
verna apka intezaar to hum har bar kerte hai ...... tarif msg

Dekhi Hazaron Mehfil
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hai Hazaro
Par Aapki Ada Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Hazaro JaaM Piye Hai
Par Aapka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.....tarif sms in hindi

Bahut Khubsurat Ho Tum
Hai Phoolon Si Naazuk Muskaan Tumhari
Yeh Lab Hai Tumhare Ya Khilta Chaman Hai
Bahut Khubsoorat Ho Tum.........tarif sms in hindi

SuBaH LiKHuNGa
SHaaM LiKHuNGaa
HaR-DiN TeRa
NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..
Wo KaLaM" BHi
DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi
JiS "KaLaM-Se
TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!!

Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya.

Height of responsibility,
1 aadmi library me jakar..
suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..?
Librarian ghurte huye
waapis karne koun aayega ?

aap ki 1 miss call ek din ki khushi..
aap ka 1 sms 1 week ki khushi..
aap ki 1 call 1 month ki khushi..
aap ki 1 mulaqaat 1 year ki khushi..
aur aap ka pyar..umer bhar ki khushi..

Aap Ki Yadain Amanat Hain Hamari,
Aap Ki Khushi Chahat Hai Hamari,
Aap Se Wafa Mohabbat Hai Hamari,

Har subah aapki FINE ho…
Dildar dosto ki LINE ho…
Aapki life sada SHINE ho…
Rab kare aapke labon pe.
Roz khushi ki SMILE ho…
Good Morning

Chand ka colour he white,
Rat ko chamakta he bright,
Humko deta he mast light,
To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina “GOOD NIGHT”

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

Aj ek bat kehta hu
Pyar se good night kehta hu
Ye ek rat nahi
Har rat kehta hu

Santa: Why the sun sets and rise everyday?

Banta: Good morning and Good evening bolne ke liye

I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero).
I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a
HER + 0 = HERO! `` * beautiful sms for girlfriend * ``

Betaab Se Rehte Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar
Raat Bhar Nahi Soote Teri Yaad Mein Aksar
Jism Mein Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana Ke
Hum Toot Ke Rote Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar. .

Uske Saath Rehte Rehte Uski Aadat Ho Gai,
Uss Se Baat Karte Karte Chahat Ho Gai,
Ek Pal Na Mile To Becheni Si Hoti Hai,
Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Mohabbat Ho Gai.

Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Pane Se,
Dil Manta Nhi Kisi k Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati H Dhadkan Aapko Bhool Jane Se,
Isliye Apko Yad Krte H Message k Bahane Se

MaaNGi Thi HaMNe
KhuDa Se MoHBBaT Ki ZiNDGi..!!
KhuDa Ne UN Se MiLa KaR
ZiNDGi Ko Hi MoHBBaT BaNa DiYa..!!

Jo badal jaye wo yaar kaisa?
Jo chhod jaye wo sath kaisa?
Log aksar kahte hain mujhe phir se pyar ho gaya
Par jo phir se ho jaye wo pyar kaisa ?????

Degrees of Girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available

1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.

Hot tea aapke bed pe h
Suraj ke kirne aapke head pe h
Newspaper aapke gate pe h
Ab to uth jao good morning karne ke
liye mera SMS wait pe h

Sapnay Ki Tarha Tujhey Saja K Rakhon
Chandni Raat Ki Nazron Se Chupa K Rakhon
Meri Taqdeer Meray Saath Nahin Hai
Warna Zindagi Bhar Tujhay Apna Bana K Rakhon

A valuable lesson is taught by a Traffic Signal.
Every problem is like a Red Signal. If you wait for sometime, it will turn Green.
Good Morning!......motivational good morning quotes

Long Hai Manzil, Very Far Hai Kinara;
Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today sms Tumhara;
Forget Gaye Number or Name HamaAra;
Ya Fir You Found Someone, Humse Bhi Pyara!

Bahut Khoobsurat Unka Har Andaaz Hai;
Haqiqat Hai Ya Khwaab Hai;
Khushnaseebon Ke Paas Rehte Hain Woh;
Mere Paas To Bas Unki Meethi Si Yaad Hai!

aaja avi sardi ka mosam nahi gujra
Paharo per abhi bhi baraf jami hai
sab kuch to hai mere paas
sirf ek tere kami hai || romantic sms for girlfriend || winter season sms for lover/GF ||

Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai.....
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki.

A nice line 2 propose to girl/girlfriend-
Aajtak jo hum tumse kah na sake,
aaj pyar se iqrar karte h..
Jise tum roz dekhte ho aaine me,
Hum usse bepanah pyar karte hai...!

We may not Achieve Everything that we Dream. But
We will not Achieve Anything unless we Dream.. !! G(-)(-)D NIGHT

Nind ki aankho pe ho rahi hai fighting tight,
Is dark sky main dikh rahe hain taare white,
Ab bhuja ke apni light, Hum aapse kahte hai
Good night........good night quotes in Hindi

Forget the things that make you sad;
Remember the moments that make you glad;
Forget the troubles that passed away;
Accept the blessings that comes your way.
Good night! Sweet Dreams Dear......sweet good night quotes

Subah ka har Pal ARMAAN banke aye,
Din ka Ujala Nayi SHAAN banke aye,
CHAMKTI rahe Aapke CHEHRE pe Hansi,
Hr Naya Din aisa MEHMAAN banke aaye.
Good Morning..

Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla!
Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!

Teri Mohabbat To Mera Muqadar Hai;
Yeh Manzil Chahe Mile Ya Na Mile;
Par Mujhe Rahaat Jarur Milti Hai;
Ae Dost, Tujhe Yaad Karne Se!

Tere khamosh Honton Par Mohabbat Gun-Gunati Hai,
Tu Meri Hai, Main Tera Hun, Bus Yehi Aawaz Ati Hai…!!

Apne SEENE Se Laga Kar Mere Gum Dur Karde..
Tujhse JUDA Na Ho Pau Itna Majbur Karde..
Meri Nas-Nas Me Bas Jaye Pyar Tera.
Main Kisi Ko Na Dekhu tu itna majbur karde..

Lagta Hai Koi Hum Se Khafa Hai
Par Uski Har Sasns Mein Wafa
Nahi Hai Us Jaisa Koi Duniya Mein
Tabhi To Us Par Meri Ye Jaan Fida Hai

This winter, let me be your summer. //(Very romantic quotes just 4 sweetheart/GF/girlfriend)

Ek tu, ek main, ek baat ho apni
Dil se dil mile, hoth se hoth sile aisi raat ho apni..........romantic one 4 girlfriend

Naram palko k saye me chupa lu tumko,
jee karta hai is jahan se chura hu tumko,
bas dar yahi hai ki toot na jaye sanse,
warna apni saanso me basa lu tumko.

Dur hokar karib hona nazakat hai meri
Yaad bankar ankho se behana sararat hai meri
karib na hote hue b kareeb paoge qki
ehshash bankar sath rehna adat hai meri

:i!i!i:..:i!i!i:.
(i!i good !i!)
'+ 'night' +'
"+:,:+"
I give my heart to my "frnds"
to wish "Good night'' & swt dream.

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AE 'Suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena, KHUSHI ka din HANSHI ki sham dena,
Vo jab bhi uthe need se, To unke chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena...

Wo pyar jo hakikat mai pyar hota hai...zindgi me sirf ek bar hota hai...
nigaho k milne se phle dil mil jaye ye ettifak sirf ek bar hota h

Agar pata hota ki kal rat tum aaogi khuwabo me mere
to tere kasam apni palko me gulab ki pankhudhiya saja k sota..

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Nzar h kb unse bat hogi, khuda jane kb ye ittefak hogi,
yu to har sham milte h khwabo me, jane kb ru ba ru unse mulakat hogi.

Nas Nas me Uska Pyar lahoo bankar Bahata Hai, Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra RehtaHai.
Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere, Mera Man ka Vishwas yahi Kahata Hai.

Jo Wafa karte hai numaish nahi karte, Zehar pee lete hai farmaish nahi karte,
Jinke paas ho aap jaisa Tohfa, Woh kisi aur cheez ki khawish nahi karte.

Nafz Dekha To Bimar Likh Diya
Rog Dekha To Pyar Likh Diya
Shukr Guzar Hai Hum Uss Hakim Ke
Jisne Dawa Ki Jagah Unka Didar Likh Diya

latest good morning sms | latest good morning sms in hindi | latest good night sms

Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai...
"Kisi Se Judaa Hona Agar itna Aasan Hota...
to Jism Se Rooh ko lene Kabhi Farishte na Aate...!!"

Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me.......To ye kaise mumkin hai
ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur teri dharkan tez na ho...

The most powerful word for success Today
T-This is an
O-opportunity to
D-do
A-a work better than
Y-yesterday.......success quotes