Very Funny SMS - kissing - spy tips N Techniques of wife.....

If You’re Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,
Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !
Be Careful

Baajar men jate samay pappu ko ek beautiful ladki ne peechhe se aawaaz de,
"Aap ka note gir gayaa."
Papu Style me main aaj bhi gire hue paise naheen uthata hu Madam.
Ladaki abe Ullu teraa "Samsung Note 4 Mobile" gir gayaa.
Pappu oye teri kahan gaya? Kaise gir gaya?

Papu-Mummy me sota huwa kesa lagta hu?
Preeto-Bahut payaara....VerY CuTe
Papu- to phir uthati kyo ho?
Preeto-beta jaab tum der taak sota hai to 1 no. ka nalayak dikhta hai...

Grammer ki class me teacher Papu se poocha-"Sonu Sharab nahi pita hai" esme Sonu kaya hai?
Pappu- esme Sonu Mata Rani ka bhakt hai aur usne Navratri rakha huwa hai

Husband Wife Jokes -

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy

Santa khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi Paap hai, Jurm hai, Gunah hai, Buzdili hai,
Paglpan hai,

khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko Goli marle

very very funny sms hindi | very very funny sms in hindi | very very funny hindi sms | very funny jokes | very sad sms | jokes in hindi sms | most funny sms | very funny hindi sms | very funny sms for friends |

Na Tikka Boti Na Chicken Tikka .
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Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chikka Dhin ;

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance …

Pappu Jim Tranner se- Koi esi bhi kasrat hai kaya ki Facebook aur Whatsapp chalate hue Body se psina nikale?
Jim Tranner Chidh ke-Hai Fan aur AC Band kake estmal kiya kare....

Papu- Bus stop pe khdi cute ladki se... kaya tumne mujhe koi Loan diya Tha?
Ladki- Nahi to kyon?
Papu- pata nahi kyo tumhari taraf Interest badhta jaa raha hai....

What Did Baba Ramdev Say To Anna
Hazaare?
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“Agar Main
Karoon Tho Saala Character
Deelaa Hai”

A Perfect Example Of The Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: “Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega…”
Bhanja Imran Khan: “Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri…

:: New N Latest Rajnikant Jokes ::-

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch n Sleep Again
We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry

Girlfriend to Boyfriend-jaab aap ladke kisi ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyo pakad lete ho.....*/very funny sms girlfriend boyfriend/*
Boyfriend-Bas appni safety ke liye yaar kahi wo thappad hi na laga de.....

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss' funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I'm working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

kuch log garmi ko lekar hay toba macha rahe h...
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jese pichhli garmi unhone sweetzerland me bitaye ho

Pinky- Tum paedal kyon aa rahe ho bike se aana chahiye tha na?
Santa-are tumne he kaha tha dhere-dhere se meri jindgi me anaa

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