LALU ke peeche kutte ka bachha padh gaya,
Lalu bhagte bhagte bole,
hum to bsnl ka card dalwaya hun,
Sasura vodafone ka network kaise pakad raha he? new funny sms

Santa- school me hans raha tha
1 ladka bola chup kar Santa- Q,
Tum kon ho Ladka- Mai moniter hu
Santa-mai CPU hu. Ab bol...latest jokes

Pati Ke Marne Ke Bad
Patni Ne Akhbaar Mein Add Diya..
Antim Sanskar Mein Jo Bhi Aaye
Uske Liye Dhanyavad.
From:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora Rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche Nahi Hai.............very very funny sms hindi

Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece
utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg
Bole waqt ki baat hai,
Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey
utha utha ke deti thi...!!

Sita ne ram ke liye rajmahal chhod diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paro ko chhod diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye..
sms karna chhod diya!!

Wife-Lgta H Hmari Beti Ki
Kisi Ldke K Sath Setting Ho Gyi H.
Husband-Wo Kese?
Wife-Qki Wo Kaafi Dino Se Paise Nhi Mang Rahi H.............very very funny sms hindi

Teacher-Dog?
Student-Bow Bow!
Tcher-Cat?
Student-Meow
Tcher-Lion?
Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah..

Tcher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..! hot hindi sms

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,
Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara
ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

Gf To Santa : Agr Tum So Rahe Ho
To Mujhe Apni Yade Bhej Do.!
Agr Jag Rahe Ho To
Apne Khawab Bhej Do...!
Agr Tum Kahi Ja Rahe To
Apni Parchai (Shadow) Bhej Do....!
Santa : Me Tatti Kar Raha Hu To Tatti Beju.? _____ funny sms 2014 _____

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi. husband wife jokes
Padosi- Kyun Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-inko Call Kiya To
Ek Ladki Boli- Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho
Wo Abhi Vyast Hai......................comedy sms in hindi

Height of Flirting......

1 cute ldki road pe khadi thi,
1 ldka bike pe nikla

vapas ata h or usse puchta h
pehchana kya?

Girl-nhi

Boy-kya Yaar, Kitna bhulti ho...
Abhi to samne se gya tha...........................very very funny sms hindi

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?
Ladki-nahi
Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha...!!

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