Santa dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying.
Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5.
Santa tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold
one".
The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"! .................most
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American - mobile hamari khoj hai
Chinese - sim card hamari khoj hai
japani - sms hamari khoj hai
Koriyan - bluetrooth harmari khoj hai
Indian - miss call harmari khoj hai.....................most funny sms in
hindi
Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!
Sanskrit teacher : what is the meaning of 'Tamaso-ma
Jyotir-gamaya'
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Student : Tum so jaao Maa, mein Jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon.................latest
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Q: How to write 4, in between 5?
China: It is a very very funny Joke.
Japan: just impossible
America: Question wrong.
Pak: if u ask foolish question, I will kill u.
UK: Not possible.
From India "F(IV)E"
Bacha: DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division me paas
hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD: Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha: Basss isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya...
Ek ladka golgappe wale se bhai shab ya engineering collage
kaisa ha
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Golgappe wala=== ek dam jabardast mane bi engineering es collage se ki hai.................most
funny sms
Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..???
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Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow
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Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga yaar bhaga aage scooty pe mast girls ja
rahi hai..
Girl:" mujhe 1 aisa lover chahiye jo acchi batein
kare, hanse mazak kare aur mujhegaane sunaye..
Santa :" tu lover chhod, aur FM radio le.......................free mobile
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Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhti nahi h
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Qki
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Woh janti hain k..
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Dunya k kisi koney main koi gadha un ke liye
doctor, engineer ban raha hoga.................hindi jokes sms
The most powerful word other than "I Love You" is "Salary Is Credited"!
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