Ab ye afwah kisne failayi ki-
Kuch Neta log Himalay ki aur Tap-Jap karne Nikal pade
aur kuch Ram Dev baba ke paas Yoga sikhne chale gaye hai Mediawale ne poocha kaha chahe neta jee?
Neta Jee bole- Notbandi, Cashbandi aur Zameen-bandi,
sasura abb kahe awega koi politics mai....news politics funny sms

1 Bhikhari 1 Plate me Diya jlakaar Bhikh maang raha tha
Pappu - Oye ye aaj Diwali kyo mana raha hai? Koi Khajana haath lag gaya kaya?
Bhikhari- Diya diya diya; nahi diya nahi diya

Pappu- Sarkaar aaj Cashless transaction economy ki baat kar rahi hai
Happu- Are hum to School time se hi Cashless transaction kar rahe
par Ullu dukaandaar baar baar kahta hai abb udhaari nahi denge bhaiya
kal to mene kah diya, abb Sarkaar bhi hume support kaar rahe hai
tumko Udhaari dena hogi......Cashless transaction economy jokes 2021

selfies lete samay munh chonch jaisa nahin ho raha hai to note bolakar try keejiye.

Bank Cashier: NOTE badalavaane aaye ho kaya?
Ladka: haan ye lo Samsung Note, iPhone 7 de do.
Cashier: koi baahar nikaalo is ULLU ko.

jo Log achchhe vaqt mein "Bada Bhaav" khaate hain,
vahee log phir bure vaqt mein "Vada Paav" khaate hain

Breaking News By Aaj Tak
Delhi mein itana kohara hai ki chor ne mahila samajh ke kutte ki chen kheench li.
kutta svasth hai, chor aspataal mein bharti hai

Shaadee mein ye 4 cheezen jaroor hotee hain.
1. Mehandi
2. Sangeet
3. Baaraat
4. Ek Naaraaj Rishtedaar.

Puraane jamaane mein Mobile Technology ke Ijaad hone se pahale
Chheenkon aur Hichakiyon ko "Miss Call" samajha jaata tha

Bhagavaan shree Krishna, Arjun se kahate hain, he paarth!
jeevan mein agar sahanasheelata aur krodh pe sanyam seekhana ho to ek saadee kee dukaan khol ke dekho.

Duniya mein 3 hi log hain, jinaki baaten auraten dhyaan se sunati aur maanati hain.
1. Taylor
2. Photographer
3. Beauty parlor
baaki to vo kisi ke baap ki bhi nahin sunati.

Ladka: ai suneeta ham kaise maan len ki tum hamen pyaar karati ho?
Ladki: yaad karo dui saal pahale tum apani jeejjee sang hamare ghar
aaye the aur hamare aangan ke kone mein gutakha thooke the.
Ladka: haan to.
Ladaki: ham aaj tak oo jagah gobar se isaliye nahin leepe ki kaheen
tumare pyaar ki nisaanee na mit jaaye.

karmachaari maalik se, "agar aapane meri tankhvaah nahin badhai to,
main Sarkaar ko bata doonga ki, aapane mere khaate mai 2,50000 Rupya daala hai :)"

channel ka naam Life ok rakha hai, aur din bhar dikhaate Saavadhaan India hain.
usaka naam hata ke LIFE IS NOT OK kyon nahin rakh dete?

Pappu saamane khada tha,
Sunder kamsin Ladki bharty bhi saamane khadi thi,
thodi der mein kya hua pata nahin
bharty ne pappu ko 2 thappad lagaaya,
pappu ne poochha - "tumane mujhe kyaae maara ?"
bharty - "tu mujhe kabase Ghur raha hai, aur tumne mujhe sms bhi kiya"
"lovai bharaty"
.
Pappu Confused- "sms?, batao kaun-sa sms hai"
.
pappu ne vah sms dekha aur ab usane
bhaarati ko 4 thappad lagaakar bola..
"abe Gadhee...Dhakaan.... dhyaan se dekh..."
"Low Battery" likha hua hai....ladka vs ladki latest mast Faadu funny sms 2021

itane din ho gaye Girlfriend ke ghar ke kam bank ke chakkar jyaada laga raha hoon. modee jee agar meri setting toot gai na to main bhi kejareevaal ban jaoonga.

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai....

Latest Newton Love Law updated-
"Love can neither be created, Nor be destroyed.
Only it can be transfered from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of Money and Time."

Kallu: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.
Billu: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why you choose just poor 'Secretary'.
Kallu: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!

Doctor: Please lie down to bed, I need to check you throughly.
Lady: Okay but call the nurse too.
Doctor: Why, you don’t have trust in me?
Lady: I do, but my husband, who is outside, doesn’t have trust in me…

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte hai.

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
.
..
...
....
Santa and Banta.............................latest funny sms 2021

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

17 Latest Funny Sms 2019

Ladki - Na Na Na............
Ladke- ne kiss kar liya
Ladki- Tum sare ladke ek jese he kyo hote ho?
Ladka- Darling kyoki hum make up nahi karte na.

Charming girl 2 boy : What do u do dude?
Smart boy: PHD
Girl being so impressed: Wow! Doctorate.
.
.
Boy : No. Pizza Hut Delivery

Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
"brush or colgate Sath rakhna"

Itna kamjor hua teri judai se...
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se....
ki ab to "MACHAR" bhi khich le jate hai charpai se. || Latest Funny SMS 2021 ||

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
zara gaur farmeyga..
Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
Wah!wah!
And u say i am loving it...

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..

jaan___kya haal hai
Jaan___kaha ho
Jaan___kb miloge
Jaan___missing u
jaan___zyada khush mat ho.
hr space ki jagah 'war' laga kr padho.

Chote log Paise ki baat karte hain,
Bade log time ki baat karte hain,
Mahan log baat hi nai karte,
Woh sirf sms karte hain,
Nikamma log sirf padte hain

In 2021
Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...

Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:"beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka :"saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga...?"

Dunia me subse himmat wala mard kaun hai
Dhobi
qki wo kisi bhi ghar jakr kehta hai saheb madam se kehna kapde nikal k rakhe, mai ata hu..

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai,sochta hu ghar ki bijli katva de,
bil bahut ata hai

Tuhar sms jab awat hai
Hamar rom rom khil jawat hai
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai
Esma tumar sms ka kaunu kasur nahi hai
Sasura hamar vibrator on rahat hai…

She is just a
.
.
.
Pronoun ??
Is se zyada to great story writer Shakespear bhi aurat
ko nahi jaan saka

Love special songs-
After falling in love- Jine laga hun pehle se jyada
After Break-up- Pine laga hun pehle se jyada!

What Is 143?
I love you
No
I miss you
No
I like you
No
I kiss you
No
I hug you
No
143
Means one hundred fourty three …
Maa Baap Ne Kitni Ummeed
Se Padhaya tha Nalayako..

3 bahut masum chehra
sota huwa bacha
Udhaar mangne wala
Hmare family ke samne bethe
hue hmare dost

Employee : Boss, you called me?
Boss : Yes, go to home and make love with your wife.
Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee : Now I don’t have stamina for it, sir.
Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my young daughter at home.

Love romance 1000 ke note jaisa hai
.
Darr hi rehta hai kahin duplicate na ho

What is breakup…???
It is a time when a jaan become jaanwar
and
H0tie become horror.....

Bchapan me dil torne wala moment
Jab ghar aaye Guest khushi
se hme Rs. 1000 de rahe ho..
.
aur achanak peeche se mummy boli…
“eski kaya jarurat hai jee, rahne bhi dijiye”..
|| Latest Funny SMS 2021 ||

Woman to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate- Why? Only last week you got the divorce.
Woman: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

India and Sri Lanka cricket Test Series Very funny lines by a news channel-Galle me India ki Haar Hey Ram Kam Tamam

Patni ne bahot romantic mood mai pati ke gale me bahe
daalkar poocha, Kesi lag rahu hu??
Pati-Jese Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me Naagin lipti ho

Aaj kal ladki ki vidai ke waqt maa baap se jada to
mohale ke chore roo dete hai
aur fir
1 ladka 2 ladka se bari udasi bolta hai-Dost
Hamari lovely juicy fruity preey kisi sukhe karela ke saath
bahut dooooor chaliiii gaiiii

Some Women/Girls wear such Complicated dresses that I feel
Like saying them Ghus to gayi ho behan niklogi Kaise....??? latest funny sms on girl dress

Dosto ke sath hasi majaak ke haseen pal apke dil dimag ko taro taza kar deta hai yaha naye purane dil ko chhune wale mobile sandeh ka sangrah kiya gaya hai appke ke manoranjan w ke liye
App ko yaha har kism ke funny msgs milege specially daily humour jokes. Padhye hasiye khub hasiye or apne dosto ko bhi hasiye latest funny sms share karke.
Just forget tension have fun

Hai
Smart
Bahut
Woh
Hai
Bheja
Ne
Jis
Aur
Hoon
Raha
Padh
Se
Niche
Ko
Msg
Jo
Hoon
Pagal
Woh
Mai
CONFUSED?? Niche se upar padho, sab samanjh me ajaega dost...

Ek ladka har roj apne maths teacher ko phone lagata hai
Teacher ki wife: Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hain, baar baar phone kyon karte ho?
Bachcha: Sun kar achha lagta hai

Murga swimming pool me chhap chhap kar raha tha
Murgi: Bade maje ho rahe hain aaj kal?
Murga: kyu nahi 10 din Ganapati rahe....
Phir 15 din pitri paksh chale... Aur ab 10 din Navratri... Enjoyment to banta hai

Madam to boy: Ek taraf paisa hai aur ek taraf dimag. To batao tum kya loge?
Boy: Paisa
Madam: Galat. Agar mai hoti to dimag leti.
Boy: Ab jiske paas jo nahi hai, wo wahi to lega na madam

Air Hostess to Lalu, "Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian? Lalu: I'm Indian. Air Hostess: No, no sir, are you Shakahari or Masahari? Lalu: Hatt Sasuri... I am Bihari!

Neta Ji: Hamari Party Mein Corrupt Logon Ke Liye Koi Jagah Nahi Hai
Bheed Se Koi bola: Housefull Ho Gaya Kya?

Ladkon Ko Mehngai Ka Tab Pata Chala Jab 249/- Mein 1GB Data Mila
Aur Ladkiyon Ko Mehngai Ka Tab Pata Chala Jab 12/- Mein Sirf 5 Golgappe Mile!

Jab Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Milti Hain Toh Cute Selfie Lete Hain,
Jab Do Ladke Aapas Mein Milte Hain Toh Ek Half Lete Hain!

Biwi, Boss Aur Modi Mein Kya Common Hai?
Teeno Apne 'Mann Ki Baat' Kehte Hain, Hamari To Sunte Hi Nahi!

At every office function, 90% people keep thinking...
'Saala Itna Kharcha Karne Se Achha kuch Bonus de Dete To Zyada Motivation Milta'!

India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m.
"Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"

The leading cause of obesity is...



"Free Home Delivery"!

Two types of Chromosomes, cause martial problem...




Ex and Why!

Most dangerous thing in the world:New car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!

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