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Kissing U baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & U R D cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

Benefits of Kissing; Changes taste; Burns Calories; Lips never go dry; Relieves Stress; Makes face muscles strong; So KEEP KISSING

If a kiss is be raindrop I send u showers. If a hug be a second id send u hours. If a smile be water I send u a sea. if love be a person I send u me!

Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

I have two eyes, To see you.
I have two lips, To kiss you.
I have two hands, To hug you.
But
I have one heart, To love you.

Kiss in Chemistry & Physics
Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction
of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.

A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.

Center of the “SKY”,
“Y” change into “I”,
Double of the First,
Give me just!
.
.
.
Answer: KISS

Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me 'till The End. And I Promise I won't Break Your Heart

what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

Good News for lovers
on valentine’s day
A new way to send romantic kiss to ur girl friend
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Girl; is dress ka kya Price hia?
shop keeper !
sirf 5 kiss?
Girl; aur us dress ka?
shop keeper;
10 kiss
girl; dono dress pack kar do,
bill dadi dengi.......

Chemistry Teacher:- What hapens when potasium iodide reacts vd di-sulfer in presence of moonlight?
Student:- KISS
Teacher:- How?
Student:-
KI+2S=KISS...

Sardar 2 His Frend:
I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U?
Frend:
I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:
Hahaha
I Kissd First

Chemistry OF KISS
2 Lips interact to make passinate romatic story.............

1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm…
1Bhikhari bola…
Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

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