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Employee:
Boss ap shadi shuda mardo ko hi naukri q daite hai?
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Boss: Q ki unhai pehle say hi Galia khane ki aadt hoti hai…

Boss: jab maine tumhe job se nikala h,tab se tum roz mere gha rk samne potty kyu kr jate the,
Sardar: apko ye batane k liye ki mai bhukho nhi mar raha

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Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thore Logo Ko laane Kaha Hai.
Pata Nhi Papa Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nhi.

Teacher: What is the meaning of a school?
Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the childplays!

Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhen Hara K Dikhayen Ge
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye Jaldi Dikhao

1 Hand On Horn,
1 Hand On Holding Gear,
1 Ear Listening To Loud Music,
1 Ear On Cell Phone,
1 Foot On Accelerator,
1 Foot On Clutch,
Nothing On Break,
Eyes On Females In Next Car,
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WELCOME TO INDIA

Dil mai basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mai basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

Very Funny sign board on the side of a Girls college...
It reads:
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You are not looking at the road right now..!! BE CAREFUL"

Ek boy bike se ja raha tha ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Grl:- oh my god.! lagi toh nahi..?
Boy:- are nhi re pagli, ye to hamare utarne ka style hai

Na jane kyo aajab si khushi hai man me, dil chahak raha H
kadam ladkhada rahe hai, man bahak raha H
ki har pal kisi ka chehra gujar jata hai samne se
ab to hamare man me bhi pyar ka shola sa dahak raha H

Apni nind se hume isiliye pyaar hai
Kyo ki unhone kaha tha ki
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Hume pana tumhare liye sirf ek khwab hai

Zinda Raha T0 Tumhara Hi 7 Nibhaoun Ga ‘dear’
Bhool Jaun To Samajh Lena K
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Bhabi Mil Gyi He
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Chalo Begum

Rah na paoge kabhi bhula kar ke to dekho,
na ho yakin to aazma kar ke to dekho,
har jagah mahsoos hogi hamari hi kami,
chahe apni mahfil ko kitna bhi saja kar ke to dekho.

Feelings R D most delicate thing in life.
Never hurt them wen any 1 truly shows on U...
Bcoz A great saying says....
"Today its me, tommorow its you".

Ur..eye..so..deep n peacefull..I like the way u look at me...full of desire...I like the way u touch me...makes me straight to the heaven...I like the way u kiss me...its makes me fly to the sky....I LOVE U..coz just the way u are....

Itz So Hurting When Sum 1 Become Priority In Ur Life, But,
Finally U Get To Know That , U Were Just An Option In Their Life

Try 2 understand n don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of u.
So don't play with my life.
Sardar says 2 mosquito.

Ek baar santa apne bete ka accident ho jane par use doctor k paas lekar gaya....
Doctor to santa: aapke bete ki dono taange katni padengi
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya...
Doctor: kya hua?
Santa: kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi

1 bar sardar paise jama krne bank gaya.
oficer:e note fata hua hai dusara do
Sardar: mai apne a/c me jama kr raha hu,fata karu ya naya.apko kya matlab...!!!

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