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Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai.

Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai.

A boy was walkng in rain
A girl came-U can share my umbrela?
Boy-its Ok sister & walked away.
MORAL
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Moral-woral kuch nhi girl cute nahi thi..

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.... !!!

Latest Sms in Hindi

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela h,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela he ,
Mohabbat to duniya mein sab karte hai par

"main karu to log kehte he sala character dheela hai".......fresh funny shayari for gf 2021

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
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Bhagwan- haa beta!
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Bhakt- To meri 25 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do. plz

Shyamlal-Doctor sahab!main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.

Doctor-ha ha bilkul.

Shyamlal-toh phir theek hai warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi hai...

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said:

I love this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.

Then I replied "Aage se left le

Suna h kal aapki kanpati pe Bandar ne banduk rakhi ,
Or apko 2 option diye,
1. Jaan do ya
2. Use kiss karo.

Khushi hui k aaj aap zinda ho...
Cool Choice cool person like you

Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai,
thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,
kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost
kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai gaon ja rai hu,
Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha "Miss u"

Ye jo peene pilane ki baat karte hai,
unse keh do kabhi hum bhi piya karte the,
jitni piker ye bahak jate hai,
utni to hum gilaso me chhod diya karte the.....

1 Bacha Apne Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Th
1 Aadmi Bola Oye Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Ha.?
Bacha:To Baap Konsa Petrol Pump H jo ud jaega.!?!;-)

America me light jaye to power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h

Bt India me jaye to pdosi k ghar dekte h: Sbki gayi na...

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli
Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Scooty dekh rai ho janeman?
Girl - (With great Joy)- wow!wow! Love it...
Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

ROj ROj wjan nàpkar kya karnà h
ek din to sàbko marnà h
do din ki h zindagi
khà lo jee bhàr ke
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karnà h

Jáát boy calls the customer care to complain a all new smartphone error.
When I type password, it just shows star, star, only star.
customer care- those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your mobile password.
Jáát boy- but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
could you plz help to fix error.....latest sms in Hindi

Hár safár me aapka saáth hum denge,
Apne pyar ki sáugat hum denge,
Girne lage to háath hum denge,
Aur
Na bhi gire to..
Ek laát hum denge.......fresh funny friend,girlfriend,classmate teasing msgs

Mein to pehle hi uske bhai se buri tarah pit chuka hon
Ab woh kehti hai, "to phir aao mujhko satao"
Ladke ne kaha-jao jao mughe na pkaao koi dusra boyfriend bano
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4 boys 1 cute girl ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the,
ladki chilla rahi thi..
kutto
kamino
besharmo
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lado mat sabki baari aayegi..

Jis dost par he duniya fida
Jis se koi na hona chahe juda
Jis ka style he lajawab
Jis ka sms bi hota ha gulab
wo banda mai hu jnaab

teri jheel si aankho me har baar doob jata hu...
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teri jheel si aankho me har baar doob jata hu...
magar is baar nhi
tu ruk me swimming costume pahan k aata hu...

Bdhwaas bindaas hai meri jawani
Dard me dubi mere pyar ki kahani
Tughse kese Nazar milaye Dilbrjaani
Tughse kese Nazar milaye Rajajaani
meri right aankh kani([email protected])
mri left aankh kani(@_-)

kuch Kanjus logo ka bas chale to toothpaste ki tarah hi
Gas cylinder ko bhi dba dba kar use bchi khuchi gas nikal le

Bethe the tere khayalo me
kore kagaj pe likha tera naam
Tasvir bana dali aur likha ye pegaam....
Zinda ya Murda pakarne walo ko milega 5000 nakad enaam... Ladki ko chidane wale sms in hindi

Ye mana meri jaan teri najar mai kuch bhi nahi
Meri ahmiyat unse poocho jiske mughe rupye dene hai

Apne school ki sunata hu prem kahani
1 the topper jo the percentage ki diwani
phir
phir kaya?
hume ptaa li aur fail ho gaye maharani........funny school jokes 2021

Handsome six packs abs boys
AND
Hot Figure girls
Kabhi single nahi rahte.......
Unki setting hoti rahti hai
Unka chkaar chalta rahta hai.....latest fashion trends jokes in hindi

Ek budhiyà ka damaad bahaut hi kalà tha.
Vo pehli bàar sasuràl gayà.
Saàs- Damaàd ji, kam se kam ek mahina tum yahà ruko,
Doodh dahi khao mauj karo.
Isi bahane hume bhi doodh, dahi mil jayega.
Damaad- kya baat hai sasu maa,
Aaj bahaut pyar jata rahi ho mujhpe?
Saas- aisi koi baat nahi hai.
Darasal kal humari bhains ka baccha mar gaya,
Tumhe dekh kar bhains kam se kam dooth to de degi.......very interesting saas-damaad funny sms in hindi

Jitiye
Samsung Galaxy S6
iPhone 6
AC
Aalisaan bunglow in Dubai
aur
1 crore cash

Koi bhi nukili chiz se yaha scratch kare
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Teacher what is difference between senior junior
Titu-1 who lives near sea is Sea-near
1 who lives near zoo is Zoo-near.


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