Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
Respect the Pan Wala
He is the only guy who asks you
for permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon?
Kitna Lagaoon Kam Ya Zyaada?
arz kiya hai,ki
Gam hai
aur
Tanhai hai,
wah wah!
Gum hai,
aur
Tanhai hai,
kamino tum bhi funny msg karo
meri kya haram ki
kamayi hai...!!!!
Teacher: sabase jyaada ijzat kisake paas hai?
Pappu: Sir, Prem chopada, Shakti kapoor aur Ranjeet ke paas.
Teacher: kaise?
Pappu: Sir, sabase jyaada ijzat inheen logon ne loot rakhee hai.
Teacher: Bas ke driver aur conductor ke beech kya phark
hai?
Pappu: conductor soya to kisi ka ticket nahin katega aur driver soya to sabaka
ticket kat jayega.
mere to us waqt hos udh gaye jab wo mujhe sms send ki.
I Love You Jaan.
wala msg galti se ap pe chala gaya bhai jaan.
Koi to book hoti jispe DIL luta dete ,
Har teacher jisne dimag khaya usey nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh k sochte hai ki ,
1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.
1-5 yr girls love MOM,
6-15 yr girls love DAD,
16-25 yr girls love ME,
26-50 yr girls love HUSBAND,
ab bachi 51-70yr girls apka bhi to haq banta hai yaar...
choti fish ne badi fish se pucha : Mummy hum pani mein
kyo rahte hai? jameen par kyo nhi ?
badi fish : kyoki fish pani mai rahti hai. jameen pr to selfish rahte hai..jo kabhi funny msg nhi krte hai.
RAVAN- Cigarette hai?
HANUMAN- Nhi.
RAM- 1 packet hai na tere pas?
HANUMAN- Ap chup rahiye pravu....Iska 10 heads hai, Pura packet khatam ho jayega..
Rok do mera ZanaZa mujh me ab jaan aa gai hai,
ZanaZa piche LO SALO, DEKHTE NHI
Daru ki dukan aa gayi hai.
Jidhar dekho ishq k bimar baithe hai Hazaro mar gaye, Lakho taiyar baithe hai Barbad hote hai ye ladkiyo ke piche Aur kahte hai hm berozgar baithe hai.
Teacher: aaj tum class mein baaten kar rahe ho.
roz to nazaren jhukaaye mera lecture sunate rahate the.
kya hua tumhen aaj?
Pappu: Sir aaj mera "3G Data Pack" khatm ho gaya hai.
Sipahi : sir kal jail mai Ramlila hui thi.
Jailer :to ismai ghabrane ki kya baat hai?
sipahi: baat ye hai ki SANJEEVNI BUTI lene gaye Hanuman ji abhi tak wapas nhi aye hai
I request God to give me a smart & intelligent friend
then be sent u on earth ..
dost
bas tabhi se
Bhagwan se
bharos uth gaya
1 din teachar ne pappu ka poora lanch kha liya aur dakarate hue bola, "
beta, ghar jaakar mera naam to nahin loge ki mainne tumhaara lanch khaa liya."
Pappu: nahin Sirjee, main ghar jaakar bol doonga ki mera khaana 1 kutta kha gaya.
Son : papa bacche jyada intelligent hote hai ya baap ?
Father: baap
son: papa phone kisne banaya?
father: Graham bell ne.
son: uske baap ne kyo nhi banaya
Pappu: Papa, daaru na piya karo.
santa: beta, pee lene de saath aur kya le jaana hai.
Pappu: agar isi tarah peete rahe to chhod ke bhee kuchh nahin jaoge.
Mera dil jis ladki pe phida hai
Wo ladki jakaas hai
Uski ada bindaas hai
Hum dono ka ghar aas paas hai
Uska school mere college ke paas hai
Bahut rich uska baap hai
Uska mobile no. Mere paas hai
1 din purpose kiya to pata chala
Phele se hi 11 boyfriend uske paas hai............comedy funny sms 2016
Shadi ke liye aisa ghar dekho -
Jaha Sasur maldar ho,
Sala Single haddi ho,
Saas Dildaar ho,
Bivi jakaas ho
Aur
Sali bindaas ho....
Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.
Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Comedy sms! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye
2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
Insan ka dil sabse jyada kb jalta hai ?
jab ap I-phone ka original mobile lekar baithe ho aur koi aa kr kahe
China hai na ..?
Galilieo used lamp 2 study...
Graham Bell used candle 2 study...
Shakesphere studied under streetlight..
what about Rajnikant????
only agarbatti.
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