Teacher: Count from 1-10.
Pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Teacher: What about '6'?
Pappu: I heard Papa telling Mama while reading the newspaper that "6 die in road accident"!

Santa while taking a head-bath was applying shampoo even on his shoulders.
Jeeto: Why are you applying shampoo on shoulders?
Santa: This shampoo is special. It is clearly written on it "Head and Shoulders"!

Santa: My neighbour loves the music I play.
Banta: What makes you think so?
Santa : Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!.............................................best jokes sms collection

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage?
The husband remains silent...
Wife: What is the meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait. Let me count!

Banner in Front of a Corporate Office:
Please drive slowly, Don't kill our employees. Leave them to us... we do it in a legal manner.
Regards,
HR...........................jokes collection in english

Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar

Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!....................jokes collection in hindi

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Madam time kya hua?
Madam: 6.30 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to usse kya kahenge….???
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BETAAA…… Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota....................jokes collection

If Microsoft Buy Facebook
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First Notification We’ll Get is
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”

My eyes during an exam: (<_<) (>_>) (<_<) (>_>)
Teacher walks by me: (v_v)
Teacher Walks Away: (<_<) (>_>).......................best jokes sms collection

My emotions during the week…
MONDAY :-(
TUESDAY :-/
WEDNESDAY :-|
THURSDAY :-)
FRIDAY :-D
SATURDAY ^_^
SUNDAY : -___-

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!!.........very very funny sms on anniversary

Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview?
Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl.
Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid?
Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?

Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie?
Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask?
Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!........................best jokes sms collection

Teacher: Pappu, if your father could save Rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have?
Pappu: A new iPhone for me!

Us insaan se jyada
badnaseeb kaun hoga
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Jiski maggi mein
masala ka pack hi na nikle......!!!!

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