A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO.................jokes

"I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA
latest pta kya hai? "i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend..

Ladki:- mat kar mera picha 1 din pachtayega,bhar coleg k tu chole bhature ki shop lagayega..... Ladka:- tu mat thukra mere pyar ko, 1 din pachtayegi, usi chole ki shop pe bartan manjti nayar aayegi

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

Boy: i love u... Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else... Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar ;

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become `Best Husbands`!

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho.

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.

santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

When you are in Liquid form, we are in Uniform!

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI..




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