Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".
Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat
.
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
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Mummy Aram Se Maro
.
.
Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!

Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi,
dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi,
muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,
aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
.
He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

How to reduce weight…??
.
First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
.
..
...
....
.....
Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

** Attention ** ** Attention **
please..."Lifebuoy"Se Mat Nahaya karo,
.
.
Suna hai Ye "keedo" ko Maarta Hai..
.
.
OR hum "Apko"KHONA Nahi Chahte.

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 din bad jung suru ho gai
santa ki topi per goli lagi
santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola
aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

Marketing Company ka call -
"Hii I'm Mohit from Kolkata"
Me- to main kya karu ?
"Hi I'm Aakas from Pune"
Me- to main kya karu ?
"Hii I'm Riya from Delhi"
Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya.

Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega
Mene moka pe choka mara - accha papa to wahe khrid do
Papa Shocked but me Rock........

Android’s versions are named as-

Cupcake,
Donut,
Éclair,
Froyo (frozen yogurt),
Gingerbread,
Honeycomb,
Ice Cream Sandwich,
Jelly Bean,
KitKat
Lollipop
Next: ?? GulabJamun»rasgulla»rasbhari

1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.




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