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Tu apun ka MAST Friend h, Miss to karegaich na!
chal reply chipka.

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Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai.

Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai.

A boy was walkng in rain
A girl came-U can share my umbrela?
Boy-its Ok sister & walked away.
MORAL
?
?
?
?
Moral-woral kuch nhi h Chhori sunder nahi thi na;)

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.... !!!

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela h,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela he ,
Mohabbat to duniya mein sab karte hai par

"main karu to log kehte he sala character dheela hai".

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
.
Bhagwan- haa beta!
.
Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.

Ramlal-Doctor sahab!main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.

Doctor-ha ha bilkul.

Ramlal-toh phir theek hai warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi hai...

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said:

I luv this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.

Then I replied "Aage se left le.

Suna h kal aapki kanpati pe Bandar ne banduk rakhi ,
Or apko 2 option diye,
1. Jaan do ya
2. Use kiss karo.

Khushi hui k aaj aap zinda ho...
Great decision.

Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai,
thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,
kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost
kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai gaon ja rai hu,
Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha "Miss u"

Ye jo peene pilane ki baat karte hai,
unse keh do kabhi hum bhi piya karte the,
jitni piker ye bahak jate hai,
utni to hum gilaso me chhod diya karte the.....

1 Bacha Apne Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Th
1 Aadmi Bola Oye Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Ha.?
Bacha:To Baap Konsa Petrol Pump H jo ud jaega.!?!;-)

America me light jaye to power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h

Bt India me jaye to pdosi k ghar dekte h: Sbki gayi na...

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli
Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl - (khusi se)- wow!
Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye. . . . . .

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