Asli Student vo he hota hai jo paas me soye
maa ya babujee ke karvat bhar lete he



kitaab ke panne ese platne lag jate hai
jese aab P.H.D nipta ke he uthge

Boy - whats ur name?
Girl - Q batau?
me tumhe janti bhi nhii.
Boy - mat batau me kunsa tmhe apni "FERARI" me betha rha hu
Girl - Anjali, B.Com 2nd year, class time 6-8..

Tajmahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba, kuch k liye pyar ka ehsas,
par tumhare liye ek bakvas, kyoki roz badalti hai tumari MUMTAZ.

CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hai.....

Santa- Vo log jo office me der tak kaam karte hai
kaya vo sabse mehnati hai??
Banta - Nahi Nahi ya to biwi se tang hai ya
office me kisi aur ke sang hai

Hum roz latest funny sms kyu bhejta hai?
Time-pass k liye
No
Masti k liye
No yar
Ham SMS bhejta hai hamara india k liye
Q ki padhenga india tabhi to badhega india!!!

stasified theory:
Sardar makhi k pankh tod k bola ud,makhi nhi udi,
Sarda:to ye proof hua"agar makhi k pankh tod diye jay to makhi sun nhi sakti....????

Wo subah ka alarm wo pani ki thandk wo shampu ki botal wo liril ki tazgi wo naya kapdo ka sukun tum kya jano ye to roz nahane wale hi jane

Always keep ur Lover's photo in ur purse.Whenever u r in some big trouble,See the photo & u will feel that, No other problem is bigger than this.

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du,tere liye chand tare tod du,khushiyo k drwaze tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haas k dikha !!!

Tere Sare Daat Tod Du....

Do u know the difference between Coffee shop & Wine shop?
simple!!
Coffee shop is starting point of Love & Wine Shop is End Point of Love..

Itna na rona ki badal lago,
itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago.
dua he meri hamesa haste raho,
lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water hai....

Lover to beloved- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankho me saari duniya dikhye deti hai.."
Piche se ek budda bola- "Hamari gaiya nhi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,
role k liye fit kia ek sardar,
jo tha bahut hi kamal,
ped se chalang mar ka bola,
jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal...

Mariz nurse se
sis.Pani pilao
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai,
Mariz: nhi gala check karna hai k kahi leak to nhi hai..

a pig fell in love with a hen.
1day they kissed each other.
nextday d pig died of BIRD FLU.
n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREM Ki GHAZAB KAHANI"

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Dangue wale macchar ande dete hai!

Duniya me abhi utni burai nahi hai
Jitna Hum aap soch rahe hai...
Aaj bhi samose ke sath mithi aur
tikhi dono chatni free mil rahi hai

Cockroach ke dar se bed par ched jane wali ladkiya bhi facebook/Whatsapp
par apne naam ke aage rowdy, fearless title lagane lagi hai

Woh kahte he ki apka sms/msgs churaya hua hota hai
Yuto sms ka khzana hota hai
Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon
Akhir sms selection to HAMARA hota hai!!

Gyan batne wale 6 TOP university-
Paan ka dunkan
Naai ki dukan
Daru piya aadmi
Train ka general dibba
Facebook
Whatsapp

For Girls Marriage is
Make Up, Mehndi, Dance, Joota Chhupai, Baarat, Reception, Selfies!
For Boys, Shaadi is
Free Ka Khana, Daaru, Nagin Dance aur baate....
Yaar dekh meri wali aaj mast lag rahi hai
Dekh tari bhabhi kitni cute lag rahi hai
Dost mai es ladki ko jarur patauga....

Ladki-Jaab dil na lage dilbar to hamari gli aa jana..
Ladka-Me nahi aauga teri gli, kutte peeche lag jata hai
aur tera baap derwage par betha rahta hai

Santa ki saali uski biwi se jyada sunder thi
use es baat ko lekar khunnas rahti the
ek baar woh apni saas ke ghar gaya aur bola-
Jab aapke yaha rasgulla tha to hume dahibada kyo pakra diya..

Papa- aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Beta - ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha bhul gaye..

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv Invortor?

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