A good wife always forgives her husband when, She's wrong........marital woes

Santa: You will never succeed,in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Teacher: Can you tell me 2 creatures which do not have teeth?
Santa: I’ll tell ma’am
Teacher: Tell me
Santa: Grandma and grandpa

To reduce depression of students Sir showed them 3 Idiots..
Sir- Wat did u learn from d movie?
Students- Kiss karte waqt naak beech me nahi aati..

Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: coz my wife take too long to get ready and after that no other place is open............most funny sms in english

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile expense decide 2 use pigeons.
1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa. Why?
B'coz he put a pin in ATM when asked: Enter ur Pin No. ****

Santa galti se samundar main gir jata hai,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi,
Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.."

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.

Santa Bus Me Ja Raha Tha,
Samne Baithi Ek Aurat Apni Beti Ko, Bar Bar Bol Rahi Thi, "Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Khalo, Warna Mai wo Uncle Ko Dedungi"
Kuch der baad Santa Ghusse Se Bola:Behenji Aap Jaldi Faisla Karo,
Halwe Ke Chakkar Me 4 Stop Agge Aa Gaya Hoon.

Bus ka accident hua. Ek aadmi ro raha tha- Mera haath kat gaya! Bahut dard ho raha hai..
Santa- Abe chhup! Wo dekh us aadmi ka to gala cut gaya fir bhi wo chhupchhap leta hai..

Sardar thinking hard.
Sardarni- Kya Soch rahe ho?
Sardar- Ye TV walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Sardarni- Kya?
Sardar- "Aap dekh rahe hain STAR PLUS"

Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
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"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
HAPPY SINGH
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

WORLD'S SMALLEST RESIGNATION LETTER-
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Dear Sir,
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MAIN CHALA!!

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Santa Singh Had A Baby
Sardar:Bilkul Meri Jaisi Ankhe Hain "chhoti chhoti"
Meri Jaisi Nak Hai “chhoti Si”
Mere jaise honth "chhote chhote"
Jeeto ne Baby Ka Pamper Khol Ke Boli, "sab kuchh aapke jaisa chhota nahi hai"

Banta:Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal Ke Hain?
Santa:Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.
Banta:Wo Kaise?
Santa:Oye, Jis Din mai Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane!

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Boy: Daddy I want to marry

Dad: First say sorry..

Boy: For what, without any of my mistake?

Dad: You first say sorry …

Boy: But what’s my fault?

Dad: You first say sorry …

Boy: Ok, I am sorry

Dad: Now you are ready, your training is complete. You can marry my son

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