Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He

Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...

Aasmaan jitana nila hai,
Surajmukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana gila hai,
Aapka skroo utana hi dhila hai.

Aankhon se aansoo ki bidai kar do
Dil se gam ki bidai kar do,
Agar man na lage kaheen to ...
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.Aao mere ghar ki saphai kar do ....!

Flirting Funny Shayari Direct Dil se-
Ladke ne Ladki ko jaate Dekha to 1 shayari kahi-
Lafz tere, Geet Mere,
Dilkash Gazal koi suna doon kya?
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Ladki boli- Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,
kaan ke niche bjaa daalu kya ...?

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.

Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara hai
Kyuki ‘Sarkari Hand-Pump’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga hai

"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D year

surakshit saare mere kaand . *applochk* ne kiya kamaal

Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)

Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
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duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers

Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya

Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..

Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.

Jailer - Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Koi shayari sunao yaar
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Qaidi - "Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari"

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!

Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai.

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.

Main aapko Chaand kahta, lekin usmen bhi Daag hai .
Main aapko Sooraj kahta, lekin usmen bhi Aag hai .
Main aapako Bandar kahta, lekin usmen bhi Dimaag hai .

Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach kr radio hi la lo.

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying" Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"

Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..

Very romantic love story - Ek baar ki baat hai
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing
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Wow very H0T
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi kiss-kiss-kissing
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Ladka ladki ko kar rahe the Hugging
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Par, Aap abi chote ho isliye
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Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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Maaza hi pila do mujko?

Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye

Arz Kiya Hai direct Dil Ki Gali Se......
CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa Na
Ho
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CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa NaHO
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Aur LaDKi AiSi PaTaO JiSKa BHAiYANa Ho..

Arz kiya hai Direct Dil Se....
pahli baar mein laga ki vo meri hai
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uska aankhen samudr se bhi gahari hain,
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Purpose kar-kar ke thak gaya
phir pata chala, vo to bahari hai ..

Ishq ka jisko khvaab aa jaata hai,
Samajho uska vaqt Khraab aa jaata hai,
Mahboob aaye ya na aaye,
Par Taare ginne ka Hisaab aa jaata hai.

Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya..
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya
Ye Bhi Toh Aansu Hi Hai Pagle,
Bas Rasta bdal Gaya..

Aashik paagal ho jaate hain Pyaar mein,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hai intazaar mein,
Magar ye dilaruba nahin samajhati,
Vo to gol gappe aur papadi
Khaati phirati hai baazaar mein ?

Woh Wifi si ladki,
Main iphone sa ladka,
Milne nahi Deta
Uska Password Sa Papa.

Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
funny shayari Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.

A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!

Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.

Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Shayari Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.

Gehri Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De,
Pyar Ka Mujrim Hu Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De.
Bill Kitne Tere Shopping Ke Bhare Hain Humne,
Sochta Hu Maang Lu Paise Magar Jaane De.

Kaash LOVE Ka Insurance Karwaya Jata,
LOVE Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata,
LOVE Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Varna,
Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Dilwaya Jata.

Baarish ke mausam mein kya tum bhi Dil machalata hai?
kya paani mein bhigne ka aapaka bhi man karta hai?
isamen aapaki koi galati nahin hai, is mausam mein har Medak aise hi uchhalta hai.

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