Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah....................................funny sms hindi shayari

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari

Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge?
A: Bed ke kone pr
B: sofa pr
C: Kisi dewar pr
D: ya uski ball bnayenge...
Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
.
???
.
Nahi Pata Na
.
.
.
.
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega..........................140 character funny sms

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
.
.
.
.
,
.
.
bhabhi lagegi..!!.......................funny sms hindi shayari

Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh
K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..
Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K
1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya
Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?
Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai
Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,
Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office
Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,
Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,
Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha
Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai...




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