Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as...

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and......Lastly he writes..
"answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!!

kabaadi ki aawaaz se 10 baje se pahale jaag gaya
der raat tak Whatsapp karne vaala Paadhaku Student,
donon pakshon mein bavaal.....

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
funny school jokes for whatsapp

Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....

"L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey
to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...!

Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.

Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!!

10.00 : *beep beep*..
Msgs received... salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
10.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
10.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
10.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
10.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
10.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
10.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
10.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
10.08 : *beep beep*
Your Bank Account- Babaji ka thullu
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Salary jokes for whatsapp friend

Arz Kiya Hai....
Just Friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi......

Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:
"Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke."
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
"Papa, I am pregnant.!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki....

Shadiyo me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai
1. To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
2. Dusre nagin special
3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai.....funny shaadi chutkule

Badi Shiddat se chaha tha ki uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend........
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne...

Jokes For Whatsapp

While preparing her resume a young gorgeous girl wrote:
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......

Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega

Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan-
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke.....shaadi jokes

Horror movie dekh kr dar jane wale
ladko..
Darrrrr kya hota hai us ladko se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho Gaye............boy girl romantic jokes

Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....

1-5 yr Girls Love MOM,
6-15 Girls Love DAD
16-25 Girls Love ME
26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND
Ab Bachi
51-80 Girls
Tumhara B To Haq Banta H Yaar..!!

Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai

Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 100 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai

Madam ask Question to student of 12th Standard What you think about ashlilata=vulgarity over internet?How you see? Student Answered - We watch in Full HD

Very very funny quotes written,
On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl having H0T Figure,
Excuse Me BOYS My Cute Face Is Above.

Ladka speedbraker ke upper se bike
nikalega ya side se....
ye espe depend karta hai
peeche Friend Betha Hai ya Girlfriend...

Kisi ko kisi ki chinta nahi sabbb khud me mgann hai
But kuch cool boys manavta ke sache sevak sweet Riya, Priya, Pinky ke naam se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar hajaro badkismat ladko ke umido ko jinda kiye hue hai....

4 Boys On a Bike
Police:- Triple Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...? Jise aaj Bachelor Party Deni Thi..

Google, Microsoft, Reliance, Facebook, Whatsapp, Apple sabke maalik Ladke hain.
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aakhir ladkiyaan Exam itane marks lekar karati kya hain? boys vs girls jokes

Bharat me Rail ki patariyon ka amulya yogdan raha hai.....
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kabhi log lota lekar baith jaate hai, kabhi kota lekar....

Itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha Haseena mjhe AYE DOST
Dil to gaya hi gaya sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya

Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi.
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!