Santa: Yaar banta, Madam ka sms aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...apna mobile kab kaam ayega yaar
Santa: Yaar ye Ramdev Baba wala noodels kharida hai, inko khana kaise hai?
Banta: Ek naak band karke dusri naak se ander khichana hai?....:: santa banta funny sms ::..
Santa: Jaanu tumne bataya nahi ki tum TV par aane wali ho?
Jito: kya? kab?
Santa: abhi Tv par hi bata rahe the dekhiye 'Naggin" colors par.
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Uff Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker
:: latest Santa banta jokes ::
Santa: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
Banta: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
Santa: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
:: Best Santa banta jokes ::
Santa GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Santa: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Santa: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hai
:: New Santa banta jokes ::
Santa:Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail: Kyun?
Santa: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail: WoW Katrena Kaif
Santa: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?
Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo
.
kyonki
Dulha Abhi sms Read Kar Raha hai
‚‚ latest, New, Santa Banta funny sms Hindi
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Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: kyun?
Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
‚‚ latest, New, Santa Banta funny sms Hindi
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Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
Banta- mai khol du,
Santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa: Meri billi mar gai
Banta: kese mari
santa: Maine use nahala diya tha
Banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
Banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
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Santa: kya tum pass ho Gaye
Banta: Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
Santa: kese
Banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
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Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?
Banta: y?
Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.
Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging…
Aik fauji afsar Santa recruit se
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya
karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon ga Dhishkoon,DishkooN”
Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola
"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
Santa Jee Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi.
Kya Kehti Hai. ?
Kehti Hai,
'I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai
Kidnapper Mobile par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..
Santa Doctor Se:
Main Susu Subah 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje.
Doctor: To is Me Problem Kya Hai.?
Santa : Par Meri Aankh To 8 Baje Khulti Hai.
Papu: papa kal school main ek
small get together hai. Chaloge?
santa: Small get together kya hota hai?
Papu: Only you, cute principal Madam................and me.
Hathi Ki Bike Bigad Gayi,
Chiti Ne Use Scooty Par Lift Di,
.
Raste Me Chiti Ne Kaha
.
.
.
"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith
Na Dad Ne Dekh Liya To Bawal
Ho Jayega"..
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Ojee Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Santa:maine Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Sirf 2000 rs Mein Kiya.
Banta: Woh Kaise?
Santa: Maine Use 2000 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya. Usne Love Marriage Kar Li..
1 Baar Santa kO
Raste me Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kuch Ban Jaoge” Magic Begins Just in Seconds....
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Mai Bewkuf Ban Gaye
Santa (On Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai!
Maa: Bolo Beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doosri Shaadi Karli.
Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta.
Girl Friend- Kyon!
Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai??
Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
Santa Har Station Utar K
Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha
.
Kyu?
.
Kyun Ki Doctor Ne Use
.
Lamba Safar
Karne K Liye Mana Kiya Tha.
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