son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||

99 sal ka aadmi
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata...

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,

Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'

Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

Usne kaha -na ched ladki ko paap hoga
kal tu bhi kisi ladkika baap hoga.
Maine kaha bhagwan kre tera kehna sach ho
jo mujhe baap kahe wo tera bacha ho.. || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||

barish hui aur hum bhig gaye,
wah wah
barish hui aur hum bhig gye.
wah wah
age kya hua?
Hona kya tha?
Dhoop nikli aur hm sukh gye

Ram g keh gye siya se aisa kalyug ayega......wah wah
Ram g keh gye siya se aisa klyug ayega.......wah wah

are volume km kr papa jg jayega...............its true

Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?

Best reply-

Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye

sorry kal rat ko msg nhi kr saka police ne pakad lia tha "murder case mai maine ek ladki se kaha mujhse shadi karogi to
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khushi se hi mar gayi pagli?

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mota marta moti pr
bhuka marta roti pr
master ji ki do batiyan
par mai to marta hu choti pr

Baris k mousam me apka dil machalta hoga,
Pani me bhigne ka dil krta hoga
Isme apki galti nhi
Is mousam mai har mendhak ka aisa hi krta hoga.

Sardar: sarab pikar scooter se 1 arthi se takra gya. dead body gir gyi log sardarji ko pitne lge. Sardar-jo gir gya vo to kuch bol nhi rha tum khi ke don ho kya