A Gorgeous girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya...............jokes on Gorgeous girl

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
Mushkil singh!

Patni- Utho raat k 2 baje hain..
Pati- Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya?
Patni- Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li.......................latest funny sms in hindi

Doctor To His Girl Friend
Khat Likh Raha Hu Khoon Se, Color Na Samajhna
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Kisi Mareez Ka Sample Liya Tha, Mera Na Samajhna.........................jokes on Doctor

Passenger: Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala?
Santa: Muje machis chahye tha
Passenger: Tum mujh se maag shakte the
Santa: Mai ajnabi se baat nahi karta..............latest funny sms in hindi

Santa slapped Banta
Banta: Did u slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Santa: Seriously
Banta: Bach Gaya !
Mujhe Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

Santa having tea sitting in back seat on car
He suddeny drew off the tea cup after reading drink and drive signs
He also said peeto and child to throw their cup

A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!

Ab batao inme se Sardar kon Hai ..??
Customer- 1 colgate dena ..!!
shopkeepar- kaunsa ..??
Customer- Pepsodant ..!!

When a wife was asked, what book do you like best?
She answers: my husband's cheque book..

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Santa ko teen(3) bomb mile to wo police ko dene chala.
Banta - Agar koi bomb raaste mein fatt gaya toh?
Santa- oye tension na le Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile they!.....................santa banta funny sms

Santa on bike with his Sister.some one commented "Oye kinni soni biwi hai teri "
santa gets angry & said "Oye biwi hogi teri meri to bahan hai."

Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!
Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !
Dr: Why? !
Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi............latest funny sms in hindi

Santa: Station tak jaane ke kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 25 rs
Santa: 5 rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 5 rs mein kaun le ke jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta's son: How?
Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.

Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

Santa: Oye tera vyah ho gya?
Banta: Haan.
Santa: Kuri naal?
Banta: Oye munde naal ve hunda hai kya?
Santa: Haan... Meri bhain da hoya si !

Santa to Banta-Tera Bathroom
to bahut badiya hai
Lekin Bathtub bahut chhota hai
Banta-Kya bhai aap bhi na
phir se commode me naha Ke aa Gaye...................very funny santa banta sms

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai

Santa found his internet connection very slow & download speed also very low.
He installed wallpaper of Rajnikanth. Now He is enjoying 4G

Ek dum naya sms.
Wah re bakri, teri kya shaan hai.
Gaur farmaiyega....
Wah re bakri, teri kya shaan hai.
Poonch k niche
hajmola ki dukan hai

Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Ki MisaaL-
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Girl:- Aapke Pass Kaunsa CaLcuLator Hai?
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Shopkeeper:-"Casio"
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Girl:- Me Theek Hu, Aap Sunao.

SANTA:Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR:Nahi
SANTA:Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA:Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!............latest funny sms in hindi

Q- Aisa Kya H Jise Bina Hilaye
Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai.
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Ans- Tapmaan(Temperature)
Think Positive!




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