Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.

#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#

Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai..
S anta- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai..

banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...

santa- mai nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu..
banta- wo kaise?
santa- nalayak se na hata k...

banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..

banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai...

santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye..
banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta.
santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...

banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...

Banta- kya apne mera naya natak dekha hai, jo maine jhagdalu pati-patni k bare mai likha hai?
santa- maine abhi tak natak to nhi dekha pr maine apko aur apki patni ko ushki rehearsal krte dekha hai...

santa- tmhari apni patni k sath kaise nibh rahi hai? banta- badi achi nibh rahi hai,
subah jo wo chahti hai wo krti hai, shaam ko jo wo chahti mai krta hu...

#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#

santa-cycle ki break lekar dance kr raha tha. banta-ap kya kr rahe ho?
santa- dekh nhi rahe mai break dance kr raha hu....

banta- suna hai aap apni patni k sath bartan dhote hai?
santa- to kya hua, woh bhi to mere sath rotiya pakati hai....

banta- kya khana khane se pehle aap bhagwan ko yaad krte hai?
santa- nhi, mujhe aisa krna nhi padeta kyuki meri patni acha khana anti hai...

banta-tmhari dukan pr mithaeya rakhi hai, tmhara ishko khane ka dil nhi karta?
santa- krta to bahut hai pr papa marenge ishliye chat kr rakh deta hu...

banta-bahut si ladkiya itni murkh hoti hai ki unhe shaddi k liye pucho to na kr deti hai.
santa- apko kaise pata? banta-mai kaye ladkiyo se puch chuka hu...

santa- shrab pite pite rone laga..
banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho?
santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi aa raha..

banta- pichli diwali ko hmne raat ko lakhsmi k liye darwaje khol kr rakhe the pr chor aa gaya.
santa- ho sakta hai chor apne ghar k darwaje k sath khidkiya bhi khol kr aya ho ishliye tmhare ghar ki lakhsmi unk yaha chali gayi...

# Top 30 Santa Banta Chutkule hindi #

santa - aaj maine ek jaan bachye... banta- wo kaise? santa- maine ek bhikari ko puch 1000 ka note du to kya karoge? ushne kaha khusi se maar jaunga, to maine use note nhi diya aur use bacha liya...

santa- agr hm apne diet ka khyal rakhe to hm 85yrs tak jinda reh sakte hai. banta- pr 85yrs tak jinda kaun rehna chahta hai? santa- jo 84yrs ka ho gaya ho...

banta- aj meri premika ka janm din hai,use kya gift du? santa- dekhne mai kaise hai? banta- mast hai. santa- to mera number de dena..

santa- akalmand admi kabhi ye dawa nhi krta ki yahi akhri sach hai, sirf murkh log hi aisa yakin krte hai.. banta- kya ap ye baat dawa se keh sakte hai? santa- yakinan(sure)..

santa- shaddi k baad yuvraj singh thik khelne lagega.. banta- kyu? santa- phir wah khelte hue ladkiyo ko nhi ball ko dekha karega na..

santa- meri factory mai aag lag gayi thi, bima cmpny ne mujhe 20 lkh rs diye.. banta- mere godam mai baadh aa gayi thi, bima cmpny ne mujhe 50lkh rs diye.. santa- pr aap apne godam mai baadh lekar kaise aye?

#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#

doctor santa- chalo chalo bed k niche chalo.. marji banta- doctor sahab ek baat bataeye ki ap bed k niche kyu elaj karte hai? doctor santa- doctor banane se pehle mai motor mechanic tha...

banta- barish bahut tej hai, tufan bhi chal raha hai. ap ghar jane ka vichar chod dijiye yahi so jaeye.. santa- ap kehte ho to mai yahi so jata hu, pr mai ghar se apna nightsuit to le aau..

banta- shrab k peg ko jo pair se bhi chuta hai wo nark mai jata hai.. santa- jo itni pavitra chij ko pair se chuega to nark mai hi na jayega...

banta- mujhe apne beta ka letter samjhne k liye ek dictionary rakhni padti hai. santa- ap bade khushnasib hai mujhe apne beta ka letter padhte tym sath mai check book rakhni padti hai..




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