::‚ Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi ‚ ::

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
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pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

‚‚ Husband wife jokes Hindi ‚‚

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

:: Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi ::

patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai
pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.

Know your woman’s type : –

1. Windows Woman - kisi kaam k nhi hoti pr ishk bina gujara bhi nhi hota..

2. Hard-Disk Woman - yeh sab kuch hmesa yaad rakhti hai..

3. RAM Woman –muhh ferte hai apk bare mai sab kuch bhul jati hai..

5. INTERNET Woman – Difficult to access

6. E-mail Woman – ishki kahi 10 baato mai 8 baaten bina matlab k hote hai

7. Virus Woman – ishko "wife" bhi kehte hai,ishki bare mai jab tak ap jante hai,tab tak yeh apk system ka band baja chuki hoti hai..

‚‚ Husband wife jokes Hindi ‚‚

ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi
sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye.
pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai...
hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu..

‚‚ Husband wife jokes Hindi ‚‚

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

1st frnd-mai agle month 3 shaddi kar rahi hu?
2nd frnd-kyu??tmhare 2 patyo ka kya hua??
1st frnd-pehla bhagwan ko pyara ho gaya,aur dusara padosan ko pyara ho gaya...

:: Best Husband Wife jokes ::
pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

:: best husband wife jokes ::
pati prawachan sun k aya aur patni ko godd mai utha liya
patni-guruji ne kya rommance krne ko kaha hai kya?
pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai apka dukh khud uthana chahiye.

:: jokes on husband and wife ::
do mahila ki swarg mai mulakat hue..
1st-tmhari maut kaise hue?
2nd-jyada thand lagne k karan, aur tmhari?
1st-High BP k karan,mujhe pata chal ki mera pati kisi dusari aurat k sath hai..
mai gaye aur ushko sab jagah dunda pr woh nhi mili

2nd-agr freez mai dhunda hota to ,hm dono jinda hoti...

:: jokes on husband and wife ::
pati- maine aj ek sapna dekha?
patni-kya?
pati-ki tm kise se pyar kr rahi ho.
patni-kya tmne use pehchana?
pati-nhi pehchan paya,kyuki mai raat mai bina chasma k hi so gaya tha.

:: Latest, New, funny husband wife SMS, jokes ::
shadi ki mauk pr dulha dulhan ki mang sindur bharne laga to
ek bola -yaar, ye rashm agar ulati ho jani chahiye ,yani dunhan dulhe ki mang mai sindur bhare.
dusara bola-agar aisa hua to duniya k sare takle kuware hi reh jayenge

:: Latest, New, funny husband wife SMS, jokes ::
pati-kyu na aj ki chaye bahar pi jaye?
patni-kyo?tmhe kya lagta hai mai chaye banate -2 thak gye hu?
pati- nahi ,pr mai plate aur cup dhote dhote tang aa gaya hu..

Hazaro aarzu aisi ke har aarzu pe dum nikle,
Koi meri biwi se kahe ke shopping pe kam nikle.

Husbend-talak lena hai,
Advocate- talak lane ke lie 50000 rs lagenge,
Husband- pagal ho kya, pandit ne to 501 rs,
me shadi karayi thi,
Advocate-dekh liya na saste ka natija.

Chae ki patti (tea)
aur pati (husband)
me kya similarity hai?
.
Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubalna
likha ha & woh b
aurat k hathon.

Pati agar maine tumse zindagi me
kabhi jhooth bola ho 2 mai abhi mar jau.
Patni: mne bhi kbhi aap se jhth bla ho
2 mi abhi vidhva ho jau.




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