Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Hindi Jokes Santa Banta

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-).

Santa:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobar Bata Jis Main Zyada Munafa Ho?
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Banta:
Aisa Kr Srdiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kr Grmiyon Main Baich De..

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi...

New & Latest Punjabi Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

santa khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Santa: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

Santa sms: Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peney K Baad,
Santa Ne 6 Dakar Mari Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhi,
6up,
1 Down Hy ;->

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hai.

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Daku.
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?
Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.

3 friends aftr exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nhi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hm ne cheating ki hai.

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