Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.......funny sms for whatsapp

Boy: Tell me something about yourself.
Girl: I am a mystery.
Boy: Wow, Mera Makan ban raha hai, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!

Very funny :) Difference between India and USA:
In USA you can Kïss at public places but cannot Pïss.
In India you can Pïss at public places but cannot Kïss.

Saas bahu se: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di hai. Chawal me se 4-5 patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai. 4-5 patthar nahi chaba sakti kya?***whatsapp sms hindi

My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016
which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!

Aisi vidai kabhi nahi dekhi
Doolha-Dulhan mandap mein ro rahe hain,
janta kataar mein ro rahi hai,
Dukaanadaar dukaan mein ro rahe hain,
Upabhokta baajaar mein ro rahe hain,
Bank vaale bank mein ro rahe hain,
kaale dhan vaale chhup kar ro rahe hain,
vipaksh sadak par ro raha hai,
poora desh bhaavuk ho gaya hai.
kya shaanadaar vidai chal rahi hai 500 aur 1000 ke noton ki......fresh funny sms for whatsapp 2017

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs
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Oh….u too?................................funny text messages for friends

Smtyms wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghuma
to sb ne dekh liya......whatsapp sms hindi

Train mai 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakr k kha gya!
Phir 1 machar sindhi pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Kharido ge?

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ho gya

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!..........munna bhai very whatsapp funny sms

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!..........munna bhai whatsapp funny sms

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.................whatsapp funny text messages for friends

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Funny sms/jokes/chutkule on Anna

ANNA Ko dekh 10th class ka student bola
Koi inhe rok lo
Nhi to HISTORY me 1chapter or Bad jayega
BAWAL ye krK jayenge SAWAL HMSE PUCHa JAyeGa!

IMAGINE
U & me join NASA
AFTER 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name
From NASA
to
"SATYANASA"
aapna to talent hi aisa hai.

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hain.........funny sms for whatsapp

Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.

A & B Girls are traveling in a train:
A: tujhe kaisa pati chahiye.?
B: mujhe crorepati bhahiye.?
A: crorpati na miley tu.?
B: 50 lakh k 2 pati chaleng.
A: 50 lakh ke na miley tu.?
B: 25 lakh k 4 pati bhi chalenge.
UPAR SOYA PASSENGER:
Jab a 1000 rupaye pe aaye tu mujhe utha dena...

Time for a Deadly PJ..
What do u call a bee that has come from America...?
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"USB" no claps plz...!

Agar duniya me mehnat ki qadr hoti to....
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Gadha aaj sabse jyada izzatdar hota...!!

Agar Malika Sherawat Dropadi hoti to Duryodhan K Comments kya hote -
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Dussashan, pehna do Bhabhi ko Saree.
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Hum bhi to dekhe kaisi lagti hai Vastro me ye Naari.......funny sms for whatsapp

Wedding mein pappu bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge? Kitani der se kha rahe ho.
Pappu: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke thak gaya hoon! Per kya karun.. card mein likha tha Dinner 8 PM to 11 PM.

What does a kangaroo say when she finds her kid missing?
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Answer: Lagta hai kisi ne mera pocket mar liya.

D R I N K S
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D: Delicious after 1 peg
R: Romantic after 2 pegs
I: Interesting after 3 pegs
N: Non sense after 4 pegs
k: King after 5 pegs
S: Satayanash after 6 pegs

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamaha-ha-ha

How do you fool a vampire?
Give him tomato ketchup instead of blood!

Flipkart- Ab Har Wish Hogi Poori.
Snapdeal- Unbox Zindgi
Amazon- Aur Dikhao Aur Dikhao
eBay- abe thora kaam dikho

Chetan Bhagat is progressively decreasing his numbers:
5 Point Someone
3 Mistakes of My Life
2 States
One Night at Call Center
and now 1/2 Girlfriend!
What next - A 'Quarter' of Whisky!

The Prime Minister said,
"Go Cashless"...
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Only ATMs have taken it seriously! ......short jokes for whatsapp

do baaten hamesha yaad rakhana,
ek mushkil se ghabaraana nahin aur doosara sardiyon me nahaana nahin....Funny sardi PJ-

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