A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.

Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!
Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum
3 Gujrati Chor
DDhiru
MMukesh
AAnil

Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can’t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent? so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Which is longest toilet in d world ..!! . . .
Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian Itne Kaale Q Hote He?!
Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi Dekhte Rhete He.

Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
BEWAkuf mil gaya

DAD went school to get son’s report card. BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi DAD: To phir kab aaun me? MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad. DAD: Wowh!

Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he




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