Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed.......................funny sms jokes in english

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

gabbar:aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka,
viru:kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga,
gabbar:abe chirkut,
mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground.
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"

Santa On Phone:Maa good news H
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Maa:Kya Hua ?
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Santa:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
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Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
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Santa:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has 27 years old wife;
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!................fresh sms

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata....................new sms jokes

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.......................funny sms jokes in english

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

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