1 Rahen Chullu,
1 Rahen Bhullu,
1 Rahen ULLU,

Chullu 11vi Me Padhat Rahen,

Bhullu 12vi Me Padhat Rahen,

Aur ULLU
.
"SMS" Padhat Rahen.

Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai?

Jaldi Batao

MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai,
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf
BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega..

GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.

Zindagi ka sach
Ek garib subah jaldi Ghar se pet bharne k Liye nikalta hai
Aur
Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye

Strnge But True

Explosive comedy:
Santa gives dictation test for students,
last bench students said v r not able to hear sir..
Santa said ok i will write on board.!

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character dheela hai..

Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya,
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya.
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms,
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.

Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
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DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai




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