Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega..

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Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.

Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
.
Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai..

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

Universal truth we learnt:-

"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!".

Moral :-)
"Educatn spoils our commonsense"

Love affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
.
BOY'S WAYS:
Be4 D boy could see his girl entering in D class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

Evry girl wants a guy..
.
Who hugs her wen tey r watching a scary movie,
.
Who will always b D 1 2 make her laugh,
.
Who will never complain, never stare at other girls,
.
Who will b romantic & nt scared 2 say "I love U",
.
& he will love her 4 who she is...
.
& tat guy is wat Google calls No Results Found'!




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