Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, Hows the situation? He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out bylunch, last one was a duck!..

Insan ka dil sabse jyada kb jalta hai ?
jab ap blackberry ka original mobile lekar baithe ho aur koi aa kr kahe




China hai na ..?

arz kiya hai,ki

Gam hai
aur
Tanhai hai,

wah wah!

Gum hai,
aur
Tanhai hai,

kamino tum bhi funny msg karo
meri kya haram ki
kamayi hai...!!!!

Engrej - GANDHI k dono kan kat do.
GANDHI-nhi me andha ho jaunga.
Engrej-Bewakuf kan katne se admi andha nhi hota.
GANDHI-Salle chasma kya tere baap k kan pe pehnunga

mere to us waqt hos udh gaye jab wo mujhe sms send ki.

I Love You Jaan.

wala msg galti se ap pe chala gaya bhai jaan.

Koi to book hoti jispe DIL luta dete ,
Har teacher jisne dimag khaya usey nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh k sochte hai ki ,
1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.

1-5 yr girls love MOM,
6-15 yr girls love DAD,
16-25 yr girls love ME,
26-50 yr girls love HUSBAND,
ab bachi 51-70yr girls apka bhi to haq banta hai yaar...

choti fish ne badi fish se pucha : Mummy hum pani mein kyo rahte hai? jameen par kyo nhi ?
badi fish : kyoki fish pani mai rahti hai. jameen pr to selfish rahte hai..jo kabhi funny msg nhi krte hai.

RAVAN- Cigarette hai?
HANUMAN- Nhi.
RAM- 1 packet hai na tere pas?
HANUMAN- Ap chup rahiye pravu....Iska 10 heads hai, Pura packet khatam ho jayega..

Rok do mera ZanaZa mujh me ab jaan aa gai hai,
ZanaZa piche LO SALO, DEKHTE NHI
Daru ki dukan aa gayi hai.

Jidhar dekho ishq k bimar baithe hai Hazaro mar gaye, Lakho taiyar baithe hai Barbad hote hai ye ladkiyo ke piche Aur kahte hai hm berozgar baithe hai.

Galilieo used lamp 2 study...
Graham Bell used candle 2 study...
Shakesphere studied under streetlight..
what about Rajnikant????



only agarbatti.

Sipahi : sir kal jail mai Ramlila hui thi.
Jailer :to ismai ghabrane ki kya baat hai?
sipahi: baat ye hai ki SANJEEVNI BUTI lene gaye Hanuman ji abhi tak wapas nhi aye hai

I request God to give me a smart & intelligent friend
then be sent u on earth ..
dost
bas tabhi se
Bhagwan se
bharos uth gaya

Son : papa bache jyada intelligent hote hai ya baap ?
father: baap
son: papa phone kisne banaya?
father: Graham bell ne.
son: uske baap ne kyo nhi banaya




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